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A Superspreader Story: An Unexpected 10/7 Miracle?

Remember Covid? Anything before October 7, 2023 is a blur for us Jews. Even a global pandemic. The world was so different for us back then. Little did we all know…

Anyway, after a while the scientist community came up with some pretty compelling theories about how Covid spread so quickly despite most of the world being in lock down. One of the more interesting concepts I read about came from Malcolm Gladwell in his 2024 follow up to his first megahit, Revenge of the Tipping Point: Overstories, Superspreaders, and the Rise of Social Engineering. In it, he breaks down data and vast amounts of research to reach the conclusion that a very small number of infected people were able to transmit the virus to an exponentially larger number of people. He concludes that this is a great example of the “Law of the Few.”

Gladwell gives a number of other examples throughout his book, and terms these “few” as superspreaders. And the broader argument he makes is that relatively small numbers of people (or groups or institutions) can create conditions (deliberately or accidentally) that cause an idea, behavior or even a crisis (like Covid) to spread dramatically.

Immediately following the horrifying news emerging from Israel 3 years ago, as many of us mourned friends and family, searched frantically for loved ones and prayed for the return of those stolen from us, something sinister took root across the planet. And this mindboggling reality, the complete antithesis of what a sane and rational person would expect following one of the most gruesome, barbaric pogroms ever committed in the history of humanity…crimes, it is painful to remind you all, that were proudly recorded by the terrorists wearing Go-Pros and gloriously posted to socials, and that were joyfully boasted by the perpetrators to their friends and family in Gaza…reminded IDROS of Bizarro World, a dimension created by Superman’s creators, who could only dream of such a nightmarish reality if they were themselves Jewish.

By October 8, 2023, Jews lived in post 10/7 Bizarro World, a world where the victims of the largest mass killing of Jews since the Holocaust became the enemy of humanity, the perpetrators of evil and the genocidal maniacs that Hamas literally showed the world they were. And this nightmare grew worse every day as it spread throughout the Western World, through our own cities, neighborhoods, campuses, grade schools, local governments, workplaces, social circles, travel destinations, transportation hubs, entertainment, news outlets, coffee houses, dining establishments, sports teams and arenas, music venues, etc. Images of hostage posters being ripped down were pervasive. And social media became a cesspool beyond anything we could have feared in a dystopian novel. The vitriol spread like wildfire.

How did it spread so far and so fast? The long answer is that the foundation was fortified and funded over decades leading up to the attack. But the real horror of October 8 was perpetrated by superspreaders.

These took the form of celebrities, media personalities and outlets and of course influencers and large social media presences with massive followings. Dangerous “role models,” biased media and paid influencers shifted the ground we walked on to the Upside Down of Stranger Things literally overnight.

And it’s still happening, 3 years later.

We have all seen the ramifications. You can’t go to a concert or sporting event today without that moment of dread, fearing the band or audience or players or fans will do or say or wear something or fly a flag that might be triggering. You can’t watch an awards show or certain comedy specials without a sprinkling of antisemitic virtue signaling (or worse). Medical (and mental health) care has become a roulette wheel of uncertainty. Politicians seem to be competing at our expense and aligning with the worst scumbags on the planet to win over their party’s most coveted demographic, the vilest antisemites imaginable. Once respected news outlets and dependable sources of reporting have abandoned any semblance of journalistic integrity when it comes to coverage of Israel and anti-Jew racism. Social media companies, many owned or run by Jews, allow the most racist bile imaginable to proliferate on their platforms, selling out civility and humanity for extra clicks in a world mesmerized by and addicted to Jew-hate. And new faces and influencers have emerged, riding their unabashed and unbridled antizionism to superstardom, virtue signaling their way to millions of followers.

Celebrities and media professionals with a voice and a large following have a responsibility to their throngs and to society as a whole to not say, post or platform ideas that are dangerous, incite violence or prey on the marginalized and vulnerable among us. Or at least they should.

One of IDROS favorite media personalities is Dan Le Batard.

Here is an email IDROS wrote this morning to Dan, who built a media empire from the ground up and who has amassed an enormous following. In the past month, a few guests and show topics raised huge red flags for IDROS. My email, which was incredibly painful and difficult to write, and which grew longer and longer as IDROS debated and procrastinated sending it (because things actually got worse the longer IDROS waited as Dan never addressed or apologized for the initial interview, and then actually exacerbated my trauma with a subsequent podcast segment on a related topic).

Dear Dan,

I am still reeling. I feel hurt and betrayed in ways that are difficult for me to put into words.

This is a very difficult letter for me to write. I really hope you read this in entirety, one writer to another. It would mean a great deal to me and so many others. I have been sitting on this, adding to it weekly, debating internally whether to actually send it to you. But it is October 7, which is a good enough reason to nudge me into action. I apologize in advance for how long this email became, but it naturally evolved due to additional actions, inactions and complementary topics that unfolded since I began to write.

I cannot tell you what your show means to me. When I moved down to South Florida 17 years ago, I stumbled across your radio show almost by accident. From the very first listen I was hooked. Whatever you, Stu and Hoch were saying, to me, it was like hearing the song of the Sirens. Your brand of sports but not sports, shooting the shit with your co-hosts and a litany of guests, your silly games, Roy’s Top Tens, all the imaging and your serious commentary on race and current events and politics and social consciousness spoke to me in a way no other radio hosts ever did…including Howard Stern, who had been my gold standard at the time.

I had read your articles before. Back when newspapers were still a thing, my grandparents, who had a place in South FL since I was a young child, got the Herald, and I would stumble across your pieces every so often when I visited. You were a great writer, but not even close to how good you were behind the microphone. Listening to your show gave me a dopamine rush, and in those early days, I truly felt like I discovered you, and had you all to myself. I had moved away from the northeast, where sports radio was a whole other animal, and felt like I found new friends on the air to make my move and adjustment better…easier. And your brand of “sports radio” was so great I barely noticed you almost never discussed any of my favorite teams.

I went to some of your events…poker tournaments at Dania, watch parties. I wrote you emails, told you what I liked and didn’t…what I missed from previous years…when Hoch left and the big voice was replaced by your father, when you had a particularly strong show that resonated with me, or a run of great shows with a guest co-host. And you wrote me back. You, not some intern. I felt honored. I secretly wanted to quit my job and join you in studio doing whatever you would let me do to earn my keep. You and the crew got me through some terrible times, a light in my darkest hours. And you always made me laugh, often. You were a godsend. You became almost family.

Then you grew and became a podcast. My love and appreciation for your show got even stronger, if that is even possible, because I could listen to you whenever I could, never miss a show and get to know you and all your crazy shipping container personalities even better. I was in heaven. You were my favorite entertainers…I devoted more hours per week on you and your shenanigans than anything or anyone else (outside my family), including the NFL, my favorite sports teams, all other podcasts combined, my favorite TV shows, music, hobbies, etc.

I love everything you do and have reveled in your success and growth throughout the years. Your creation of your own media company was, in my opinion, a well-deserved culmination of everything I hoped and even knew you were destined to achieve, because I knew everything I felt about the quality of what you put out there was true and real, and I knew you were going to achieve great things as soon as I discovered you.

South Beach Sessions (SBS) hooked me instantly as well. The raw emotion, the honesty, the conversations, the depth, the curiosity, the give and take and the motley crew of guests were appealing as much as getting more insight into you, what makes you tick and watching you peel the onion of your own psyche and background and fears and insecurities and loves and dislikes. It gave me a front row seat to you (and your guests) as an insider, and I enjoyed the intimacy and seeing not so much a different side of you, but certainly a more serious and honest and reverent side of you that was held in check, dulled or even masked during your primary namesake show by the cast of characters, the topics of discussion that usually weren’t personal (even if you added your personal opinions about them and sometimes delved, much to Stu’s chagrin, into more serious and intimate territory) and a general vibe that was more conducive to jocular banter, comedic bits, looser structure and a desire to keep things moving (Greg Cote’s never-ending countdown of catch phrases notwithstanding).

And I grieved with you when your brother got sick and mourned with you upon his death. And you should know that.

Before I continue, I feel obliged to include the fact that both your flagship show and SBS can often platform your (and all of your minions’ and often even your guests’) political views, opinions and bloviations (all seem to share your views or are forbidden to comment if they don’t, other than the everyman Stugotz character who was too afraid of topics like race to really express a true opinion). Your liberal and progressive views on pretty much everything (particularly race) are well known, and in most cases mirror my own. For the most part, I find myself nodding along to most of your scathing critiques of this administration, the anti-Kaepernick crowd, chaos created by ICE, global warming and the undoing of protections vis a vis our natural resources, the widening wealth gap, sausage fingers tweetstorms, hypocrisy in diplomacy or lack thereof and general buffoonery and lack of empathy.

All of the above hopefully gives you or any other reader enough of a background to at least have an appreciation of my relationship with and feelings about your shows, as well as the fact that your politics were never really a secret to me (nor any of your listeners regular or casual), and that a) they never bothered me once in 17 years; and b) for the most part, we park our cars in the same garage (in the parlance of Jean Claude Van Dameshek) on pretty much all of your political, racial and social views.

And that is why it hurt so much when I perused my podcast queue for SBS in early September and saw that the next guest was Cenk Uygur. I took a deep breath, but I couldn’t bring myself to press play. I procrastinated…stewing in my feelings for several days. I listened to Stugotz’s new show out of spite a few times. I started an audiobook. I purposefully avoided all of your shows.

And then I summoned the courage. I guess I trusted you; after all, I felt a kinship with you that is hard to explain. And I knew I had to listen to it anyway, because either you would allay most of my fears by understanding who this guest was and what he represented from the jump…asking the tough questions, following those up with more, controlling the conversation and not allowing yourself to be influenced or coerced by his charms…or we would get here…my fears would be validated and a little more of my post-October 7 self would be defiled by people I care about in our world.

I hate-listened to every second of the interview…numb with visceral internal pain, nausea and a constant shaking of my head in disbelief that became more and more like a tic or onset Tourette’s. The tough questions never came. You gave the equivalent of a softball lob when, toward the final minutes of the episode, a mention of Hasan Piker was made, and upon Cenk’s deflection, clear adulation for his nephew and dismissal of Piker’s 2019 incendiary and viral quote about 9/11 being America’s fault and deserved (he laughed and said “Hass walked it back”), you seemed to accept this and move on.

Now, in fairness, I do not know what was left on the cutting room floor, nor if Cenk and his people had you agree to certain boundaries or topics before the interview, but the interview was a giant dereliction of duty by the interviewer and a massive slap in the face to every Zionist and American patriot…especially those whose family was affected by 9/11. And the timing of the interview/release, just before the 25th anniversary of that infamous day which his nephew has since famously defiled was obtuse and tone-deaf to say the least.

I understand that Cenk has some things in common with you, Dan.  I realize his digital media empire (which he created and built from the ground up, in Miami of all places, much like you did yours) has risen in the ranks much like Meadowlark, does incredible numbers and has outsized influence in the world of politics. In fact, his political stance against Donald Trump and the current administration clearly makes him an ally of yours on many political issues and causes. And so, for all these reasons I can appreciate why he might be a guest you would think about for SBS.

But I assume you vet your guests. I mean you did know Hasan Piker was his nephew, and I am not saying people should pay any price for being related to someone, but it should have at least raised a red flag or two? This hopefully would have led you and/or your booking team down a rabbit hole of evidence and reasons why: a) Cenk Uygur is an inflammatory racist, much like every bad thing you associate with Trump, except his racism is primarily directed at a group of people often overlooked or outright piled on by most people in progressive circles. He peddles in hate, makes outrageous claims and echoes conspiracy theories for clicks, and he constantly regurgitates serious libels about Israel and the Jewish people from every Islamist, Soviet, Chinese and Nazi hater around the world.

b) his digital media platform is named “The Young Turks.” Do you know what this references?  The Young Turks, much like the IRGC in what was Persia (now Iran) led a revolution at the tail end of the Ottoman Empire. After seizing power under a generally accepted rationale to overthrow the powers that be, upon victory the Young Turks consolidated power and perpetrated the Armenian Genocide as well as serious persecution of Christian Minorities. Moreover, as usual, Jews were targeted. In fact, there was a push by the Young Turks (they made orders to allies in the region) to deport Jews from Palestine a number of times during the first World War, but fortunately the British advance and seizing of Palestinian Territory (which was far larger than what makes up today’s Israel and Palestinian Territories) precluded mass deportations of Jews. I realize Cenk has denied his show name is in homage to that group, but, um, it would be like a group of modern Germans forming a media platform and show and naming it The Hitler Youth. Or if you had named your media company and/or show The 26th of July Movement.

C) Hasan Piker. He might be the most dangerous person in America today. To put it in a way that might resonate with people who get your show, if I were making a top-5 list of dangerous people in America today, Piker would DEFINITELY be on it. And he holds a lot of power in the coming elections…the mid-terms and eventually, our next president. Cenk Uygur is his uncle and fawned all over Piker in the latter parts of your interview. [I love Hass. He’s a great guy. He’s just misunderstood. He says a lot of questionable things, I don’t even agree with some of those things, but you can disagree with people and still love them. We all say stupid stuff, especially if you talk for a living.] He is racist. He relishes saying inflammatory things targeting quite a number of minorities and social castes and even dabbles in misogyny. But worst of all, he is anti-America and spits venom and vitriol every day about our country. He very recently said (purposefully pretty close to the 25th anniversary of 9-11 no less) “America is worse than al-Qaeda.” And Piker’s anti-Jewish rhetoric is so awful that even antisemitic political candidates have had to distance themselves from Hass, because his brand of Jew Hate isn’t cloaked and is less palatable to sane and rational voters. He emphatically said it doesn’t matter that Jewish women were raped on 10/7 (sit with that a moment as the Cornell 7 case unfolds in Ithaca). And he is deeply embedded in the progressive left, emerging as one of the more influential players in their ranks. He has radicalized countless millions on social media with lies, hatred, racist tropes and conspiracy theories. And he should terrify you too.

I am not sure what I hoped you would have asked Cenk. But I can’t imagine you would have even invited any other guest on your show who trafficked in constant and relentless racism regarding any other minority in the entire world. And if you did, I am quite certain you would not have lobbed a softball fifty minutes into the interview and shrugged off the answer, which basically embraced and showed love for a hateful and repugnant person. And I know, he and his brethren will fight you to the death on what is and isn’t antisemitism…because liberal people have no issue with people outside of any minority telling any other minority what constitutes and doesn’t constitute racism, right? White people should always tell black people whether something is racist to blacks, right? Or straight people should dictate what is and isn’t anti-LGBTQ hate, right? And men should get to say what is and isn’t misogynism, right? I am not sure why the progressive world has no issue with the fact that for some reason, Jews are the exception that proves the rule…on all fronts. We have been abandoned by our allies, by the progressive groups and circles and causes WE FOUNDED. And liberal and progressive circles not only look the other way, but they openly join in and kick us and spit on us and pour salt in our wounds. And you propping up someone like Cenk, and peripherally, his disgusting and vile nephew by association on your show, to your millions of listeners, is the latest example.

As bad as it was for me seeing that name in the SBS queue, it has only gotten worse since. I was hoping you would say something in one of your subsequent shows, or perhaps you would write something owning the fact that you could have done better, or even that you recognize many might have been put off or felt offended by a previous guest, and by you by extension for platforming such a divisive figure. But crickets…nothing except the occasional link and promo of the episode on your socials.

And then on September 17, the other shoe dropped (a cliché you have likely looked into on the show – or should). You mentioned the Macklemore/Ed Sheeran fiasco, and I braced myself, fear welling up inside that my world was about to be shattered yet again. And my nightmare came true, and it was much worse than I feared. Because as awful as your Cenk interview was on SBS, it still stood alone and could be written off as a one-time mistake, or perhaps an oversight, lapse in judgement or general naiveté. You joke constantly on your show that “THIS IS NOT AN ECHO CHAMBER!” But it is. Your show and its various hosts are so left you make Steve Carlton and Phil Mickelson seem almost righties by comparison. And as I previously mentioned, for the most part that hasn’t bothered me, and often parallels my own sensibilities. But the progressive left, for all of its virtuous altruism, has a glaring blind spot, which has been magnified since October 7, 2023.

I am not sure how people like you…progressives who are so brave and outspoken on racial topics, who regularly wade into difficult but necessary conversations and ask tough questions of guests, cohosts (again, much to Stugotz’s chagrin) and your audience on a regular basis on various racial, gender, class and political issues and topics…can be so blind when it comes to one specific, historically marginalized and oppressed minority group. This is not an accusation directed solely at you, but rather the entire progressive left…

Jews have been an integral part of the progressive movement in the Western world…particularly in America. We have been marginalized, demonized, othered, bullied, forced to convert, massacred and forced to flee over and over again throughout history. And we are always blamed for whatever ills plague a society, without fail. Jews are and always have been the world’s champion scapegoat (the worst GOAT to be). And upon finding freedom in this land, we struggled to find the freedom this great nation boasted about and promised. We were shut out of most professions. So, we created our own firms in banking and law and medicine where we didn’t have to worry about not being hired due to our last names and/or appearance. We even forged new industries, like Hollywood and serial comics, where we could literally create worlds to escape the reality we faced, free from hatred and antisemitism. And we helped build and shape a nation that was eager to reform and repent for a past that was not fully a shining example of the values our forefathers proudly etched into the documents that would provide the foundation for our young national experiment that strove to be better and different from the colonial powers from whom we fought for liberation.

Jews wouldn’t dare treat any marginalized group the way we have historically been treated. And we wouldn’t let others abuse them either. Jews championed civil rights, women’s rights and LGBTQ rights. Jews created and were instrumental in building institutions that aimed to protect marginalized groups from inequality and prejudice, and legacies of those efforts remain today. Jews walked shoulder to shoulder with Dr. King in Selma, investigated (and were murdered for it) racial crimes in Mississippi, helped create the ACLU and NAACP, led the Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights and were instrumental in raising and providing funding for HBCUs and providing faculty support at those institutions. And we have voted Democrat in sweeping majorities.

And with that history, it is an even greater stab in the back that Jews have been abandoned by the majority of the progressive left, and worse still, have been betrayed and ostracized at the behest and bidding of nefarious groups that represent some of the most oppressive, racist, misogynist anti-LGBTQ, anti-West, anti-Democracy, anti-America regimes on the planet (Russia, China, Islamist groups led by Iran, Qatar and the Muslim Brotherhood).

And why? Because of Zionism. Because of Israel. Or so they claim. It should be said that a vast majority, likely upwards of 90% of Jews worldwide, are Zionists. Zionism is not the evil supremacist political desire to cleanse the middle east of Palestinians it has been painted to be by so many (foremost, the Soviets, who used the exact same language and propaganda in the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s for various antisemitic and Anti-western reasons). Zionism is simply a belief that the Jews have a right to self-determination and nationhood in their ancestral homeland of Israel. PERIOD. And it happened, so Zionism is now irrelevant. Israel exists as the homeland and nation of the Jewish people. Antizionism is now a hate movement hell bent on murdering and/or cleansing Israel of all of its Jews. And has become the de rigueur, modern and safe way for antisemites to degrade, other, bully, intimidate, assault and scapegoat Jews for whatever ails their society or to assuage their own guilt and shame for being a descendant of people who did whatever it is for which they blame Zionists and Israel. And they always claim antizionism is not antisemitism.

But I digress. The conversation on your show on September 17 was enlightening in the worst way possible. Not only is it clear that you and your cohosts share the blind spot that today’s progressive left has for Jews, but it demonstrated the platforming of Cenk and the tacit acceptance of Hasan Piker despite his egregious anti-American and antisemitic rhetoric was no oversight. Amin, who has slipped and revealed his anti-Israel based antisemitism a few times previously (but who, as the only Muslim on your show’s roster, is evidently unimpeachable for that sin) was emphatic in his repeated genocide libels, echoing Macklemore, and belittling the insidious agenda and racism the opener’s hijacking of Sheeran’s tour has been since revealed to be (A full Israel-bashing music festival fully planned at major world capital venues magically materialized just days following his and numerous other acts’ exit from Sheeran’s tour – so clearly that was in the works prior to the platformed hatred). He questioned the conflation of anti-Israel sentiments (antizionism) and antisemitism. And then invoked the age old anti-Jewish trope by saying the “powers that be” decided to silence people…to quash this but somehow looked past Kanye. He then went on to insinuate that the Billionaire owners apparently believe “one kind of [stutter stutter “content”] is acceptable?” He almost showed his hand by saying one kind of antisemitism…but remembered the antizionist talking points and quickly covered with “type of content.” Trust me when I say that Kanye’s brand of antisemitism and Hitler-worship is not embraced by any Jew or Jewish team owner. But economics and the bottom line tend to matter to business people, and so Kanye, who was the headliner and a huge draw, was, after a public apology and other repercussions, allowed to perform in some locations…especially a municipally owned location like Raymond James Stadium, while an irrelevant opening act with a similarly checkered history with antisemitism will not garner the same consideration. Ticket buyers paid to see Ed Sheeran, not Macklemore and his political theatrics. (This is no different than a stud all-pro wide receiver being allowed to play following some antisemitic behavior…they make other people lots of money, so “the powers that be” generally look the other way or are more lenient toward their transgressions).

You then mentioned that you were saddened that we have come to place in our society, with all our divisions, where Macklemore is somehow controversial when he says, “let’s not kill children.” That was NOT what he said (or did) and I will revisit this.

But the jaw-dropping moments came moments later, after Kanye had been brought up, and Amin joyfully added that Kanye’s behavior qualified as “actual antisemitism” as Jeremy, a Jew, couldn’t wait to agree with a “yup!” Zaz (who is Jewish) seemed to actually push back here when he provided context that Macklemore had a major antisemitic moment in the past (in which he dressed in “Jew face” replete with caricature hook nose and proceeded to give a full-on NAZI salute to throngs of cheering audience members), but no worries…he apologized and all is forgiven. Zaz’s context was important to the discussion, but that seemed to be the extent of his push back and even if he disagreed with Macklemore or the bent of the on-air discussion, you wouldn’t know it by his reaction or lack of more serious pushback.

And then Jeremy went on a rambling rant to I guess add more emphasis to his agreement that Kanye was the actual antisemite. During these musings, Jeremy said plainly, on the air, that what was happening in Gaza was a genocide. (He is Jewish and not only thinks that but believes that opinion is important to include in a recorded podcast, on the record, for eternity). And then Jeremy went further to drive home his point stating that Jews are very divided on their views on the Palestinian conflict and Israel in general (we are not…there are a small but unfortunately loud minority of progressive, liberal antizionist Jews who comprise about 10, maybe 15 percent of the Jewish population – this has been confirmed by poll after poll. This minority would be considered “Uncle Toms” in the black community, and part of the Patriarchy among feminists. Much to our chagrin there are a number of celebrities who fall in this category – primarily because they are cowards and would rather succumb to the mob than risk fan adulation, likes and status by actually identifying with the people and nation who currently it is fashionable to publicly bash). Jeremy then uttered one of the all-time anti-Jewish tropes (as Amin had done previously…but again…Jeremy is Jewish) as he expressed his own view that a rich and powerful Jew has so much control and wields it to silence critics…he and Amin also both inferred that Kraft strong-armed other arena and stadium owners to blackball Macklemore. This is traditionally when hosts on your show would use the term “allegedly.” Alas…nobody did at any time…for the duration of the mindboggling segment.

To bring it home, Amin and Jeremy weighed in on the fact that Jews, Israelis and the Israeli government (democratically elected by the Israeli people) are all separate and represent separate demographics and then tried to explain that people try to conflate them to both drive antisemitism and also to quell antisemitism and that it was mostly people on the right who tried to stoke the flames of antisemitism by conflating them all because they have so much political and economic capital invested in Israel or some nonsense like that. Listening back, the only thing that is clear is that neither of them should be discussing this subject matter. It was incredibly offensive, dripped with antisemitic barbs and tropes and was 100% based on the opinion of 2 men who were out of their depth.

And then you yourself posited a closing argument for the segment (basically repeating your earlier comment that you were saddened…) in which you opined “It is not hate speech to say we need to stop killing children.” Of course it isn’t! And that is not why most Jews and many other allies are upset with Macklemore. If he got on stage and simply said what you said – “we should stop killing children” NOBODY would have any issue with that sentiment…even with an antisemite as the messenger. But that is not all he says and does on his soapbox of hate. Just curious, have you ever asked one of the millions of Zionist Jews (most of us) why we are so offended by Macklemore? Do you or any of the progressive left social justice warriors out there even care? Because I can assure you if any other minority, race or marginalized group said something was racist or offensive, you would listen. You wouldn’t even have to ask them why it was offensive…it’s not up to you to judge or debate. But for us Jews, we are told every day that we have thin skin…we love playing the victim…we think everything is antisemitism…and mostly, “antizionism isn’t antisemitism.”

Your final thought on the subject was that you couldn’t believe “Macklemore wore a costume” and what an idiot he was for doing so. It was unclear if you were being serious or facetious given everything you had just said yourself, and what your cohosts had said that you enthusiastically endorsed. I will give you undue credit and believe you were serious, though and ask another question…if an artist had dressed in blackface ten years ago, and made mocking jokes or gestures akin to lynching or the KKK, later apologized, but then was refused to perform at a black-owned venue, and that black owner maybe even spoke to some other black owners who similarly refused said performer at their venues…would you have any problem at all with that choice by the venue owner(s)? Would you ‘whatabout’ him, and say blacks are trying to quash free speech? What if a conservative radio, tv or podcast host took issue with those actions and questioned them and gruffed on air about it…what would you think of them? Sounds like a reason to have Jamelle Hill and her friendly neighborhood race lady imaging on your show asap, no?

In a recent show you berated Craig Carton (and rightly so) for saying things cavalierly that he had no basis in saying, that he has no real knowledge of, and that were dangerous allegations to boot (they could endanger Pablo Torre, his reputation and could put your media company in a tough legal spot. Carton has a history that calls into question his integrity in general (as does Macklemore, especially when speaking about anything even remotely related to Jews). The things Macklemore says and does at his concerts is dangerous to Jews because it incites and gives permission to antisemites to engage in abusive and violent behavior. His rhetoric is nothing but inflammatory lies. He repeats libels about Jews (genocide, apartheid and colonizer) that are nothing but white guilt for crimes committed against Jews and other minorities around the globe, bottled up by both Nazi and Soviet propogandists and adopted today by Islamist regimes like Iran and Qatar. Macklemore also shows video footage of the war in which IDF soldiers are portrayed as literal Nazis. He does not in any way say, “can’t we stop killing children.”  And if you, like Carton, would simply do your former job of journalism, and actually speak to and listen to Jewish people who value and have a connection to Israel (again, 90% of Jews worldwide), you would know that none of us have any issue with people saying children should not be killed in a war (and definitely not in a barbaric attack on a music festival and on neighboring communities, raped, burned alive, tortured and in some cases taken hostage). And you would learn why Robert Kraft and so many of us do have a problem with Macklemore, before you repeat his slanderous language to your millions of listeners.

And so, I am left to wonder. Wonder what your true feelings are about Jews and Israel. Wonder if you have been conditioned in your progressive circles, like so many, to care about race and minorities and social justice for every marginalized group except the Jews. You talk about race often on your shows. You are one of the few media personalities who isn’t afraid to wade into racial issues, and you do it often. But you almost never talk about antisemitism despite it being the world’s oldest, and per capita, most prevalent form of racism. There are not only Jews within the shipping container, but many within the sporting world as well. Sure, the most prominent among these are in ownership and management and representation, but Robert Kraft is extremely active in the fight against antisemitism and even had a Super Bowl commercial this past year and yet was basically relegated to the “billionaire class” and “the powers that be” in your most recent discussion. Kyrie Irving doesn’t deserve to be talked about, but there are things to say, nonetheless. The 50th anniversary of the Munich terrorist murders at the 1972 Olympics came and went a few years back. No mention on your show nor was there any real proper commemoration or moment of silence at the games themselves. Not a word of the three years of campus protests that engulfed college campuses all over the US, and saw Jews targeted, assaulted, barred from classes. The games went on. Lucy visited campuses every week but never reported on the real rabid fervor that took over many quads. And never a word in any of your Soccer discussions, especially about the World Cup, about why Israel is forced to compete with all the European nations (the most competitive group in the world) despite being geographically located in ASIA, while the rest of the middle eastern nations compete against the Asian nations. And no mention of the recent soccer match featuring Ireland and Israel, and the ridiculous and disrespectful treatment of the Israeli team and the Irish star who refused to play (reactions that have plagued many sporting events and matches featuring Israel over the years).

I wonder whether you have any earthly idea how offensive it is to Jews (and likely some Zionist allies) that you platformed that man (Cenk) who spends any and every spare minute of his life telling lies and libeling Israel and the Jewish people on Piers Morgan’s show as well as his own. Amazingly he only mentioned Israel’s made up “genocide” twice during your interview, though we didn’t get all the footage that didn’t make it to air.

And speaking of that libel, I wonder if you or any of your listeners (other than Jews) know how offensive it is to hear people use the term genocide when discussing the war in Gaza or Israel in general. Imagine the worst thing ever that happened to any minority or people in the world, and then having that inverted and used as an accusation against its victims. Imagine, the term, which was coined to specifically describe the low point in human existence, which was the industrialized murder of a people…all of them, rounded up from around the world and brought like cattle in actual cattle cars to be slaughtered…and for the simple reason that they were Jewish. And then watching in horror as others use that same term, after changing its definition, to accuse the only country in the world – a tiny country the size of New Jersey – which is majority Jewish, of something equivalent in a scenario that couldn’t be more different and false in any possible interpretation of the word. For one, Israel was invaded in what was the most barbaric act of war against Jews since the genocide of the Holocaust. Second, many around the world, including people like Cenk and Hass, were accusing Israel of genocide on October 8, before the bodies were identified, before families began to mourn and certainly weeks before Israel began any form of armed response. Third, Hamas held hostages. So, war had been horrifically declared, and the aggressor held hostages. Zero in common with the Holocaust. Any nation would have responded, and responded violently, and would be well within their rights to do so. And any nation would continue to do so until the last hostage was returned or recovered (which took 2 years), and the threat at their doorstep was eliminated (still not there). Calling Israel’s actions in Gaza anything close to genocide is an insult to insults. It is like calling a black person with a cleaning lady (who is paid) a slave driver, or a rape victim who refuses to have sex after a date a rapist.

I wonder if you know that the accusation libels hurled at Israel and Jews (genocide, apartheid, colonizers, baby killers etc.) are all antizionist language invented by the Soviets over a century ago, before there was a Jewish nation, and that it is used today by Islamists to delegitimize Israel. As I already mentioned, antisemites (rebranded as antizionists) today cast such awful accusations at Israel and the Jews that support Israel that it gives people around the world PERMISSION to hate, assault and murder Jews – because anyone guilty of such crimes, especially genocide, DESERVES to die.

I wonder if you know that the Arab leader of pre-Israel Palestine (in the 1930s), the Grand Mufti of Palestine Haj Amin al-Husseini, was a close confidant and huge supporter of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi effort, met with Hitler multiple times, learned propaganda techniques from Goebbels (the Nazis provided Husseini and the Arabs with the machinery, money, expertise and broadcasting infrastructure to be the Nazi propaganda wing during WWII) and provided military intelligence to the Nazis against Britain and also tried to undermine efforts to create a Jewish state. Hitler promised Husseini that once German forces reached the Arab world, the Nazis would help the Arabs rid the region of the Jews.

I wonder if you know that Hamas’s founding charter clearly states that Hamas is against Jews as a people, not solely against Israel or Zionism, and that Hamas will find the Jews and kill them – language that invoked the genocide of the Jews. Hamas is a terrorist organization and declared war on Israel on October 7 in the most barbaric and heinous way possible. The world then quoted death tolls and many other lies every day told by this same terrorist organization and also forced Israel to negotiate with said terrorists to get their kidnapped babies, mothers and holocaust survivor hostages (as well as Americans and citizens from many other countries). When media outlets quote the number of children Israel allegedly “murdered” (no one killed by Israel was murdered by the way, tragic as their deaths may have been), they are getting their data from Hamas. Hamas fighters include children aged 13-18 who are drafted into the military. These Hamas “child soldiers” comprise a large percentage of the “children” Hamas reports as killed by Israel.

I wonder if you know why the term “Free Palestine” is so offensive to most Jews. The words seem innocuous, but they are disingenuous, are cloaked hate language, a literal dog whistle for inciting violence against Jews. Those words have been shouted at Jews in almost every assault, mass murder and riot around the world since October 7 (Bondi Beach, Boulder Colorado, Washington DC, Manchester, all the campus encampments and riots, as hostage posters were being ripped down, etc.) And what exactly does that mean? Free Palestine from whom, or what? There is no answer to that question (if somebody dares to answer it at all) that does not threaten Jews, replace Israel with another Muslim country in the Middle East, or even imply genocide against the Jews who live in the only Jewish majority nation on the planet.

I wonder what the Jewish members of the shipping container think about any of this. I wonder if David, Zaz, Dave or Jeremy know or care about the things Cenk and Hass say on the regular, and the millions upon millions they are radicalizing to hate the one majority Jewish nation in the entire world as well as every Jew on the planet, including the minority of Jews who are unfortunately antizionist.

I wonder what Stugotz thinks about it (if he even knows you spoke with Cenk). Or what he would think about it if he found out, and whether he would care. And whether similar sentiments have anything to do with your separation?

And I wonder if you realize that platforming Cenk and then reinforcing those sentiments with your Macklemore segment gives approval to your millions of listeners to tap into their rhetoric. It very well might introduce listeners and fans of yours who otherwise may never have heard of Cenk to seek him out, watch some of his clips on socials or even subscribe to his platform and may just radicalize them over time. And it certainly will give a certain group of listeners who already embrace and follow Hasan Piker a tacit endorsement, a wink wink not unlike Trump has done with dubious personalities and groups (like the Proud Boys, for example).

Finally, I wonder if you know that 4,000 Cubans fought with the Islamic forces against Israel during the Yom Kippur War in 1973. I know how much you love Castro’s government, so I hope you realize who he threw his hat in with, and which side of history he was on. Israel has been in an existential fight for its own survival since before it even declared independence, and it is also fighting for Western civilization, against regimes who vow “down with America” and “down with the West”…and those regimes include Castro’s Cuba. Thinking Jews are colonizers in the one nation on earth to which they are indigenous is a joke funnier than Cote’s top 50 (I mean 60, or 70, or 75) catchphrases. And thinking Jews are white is as racist as racism gets.

Please put in the work you demand of so many in our racist world. You are not alone having the blind spot you have…especially in liberal and progressive circles. And most especially in celebrity circles. But please do better. Jeremy is flat out wrong in his assertion (opinion) that Jews are sharply divided in their views on Israel. We aren’t. We may disagree with Israel’s government, policies or combat strategy (none of which we can or should control given Israel is a Democracy and has its own political, economic and security needs to address that we cannot possibly understand), but 90% of us believe Israel plays an important role in being Jewish – spiritually, culturally and historically. This vast majority identifies as Zionist. We believe the Jewish people have a right to self-determination and sovereignty in our ancestral homeland.

Those who do not share this view have likely been radicalized by the progressive groups and liberal colleges we have always been a part of, which have unfortunately been heavily funded and influenced by Islamic (and Russian/Chinese) regimes who hope to undermine Western civilization. Israel and Jerusalem are integral parts of Jewish history, life, tradition and culture, and are worth protecting and defending from radical and nefarious ideologies that aim to poison the West and destroy Israel. Those are facts and antizionists trying to rewrite history to paint a different picture is racist.

Thank you for reading. I still listen to your show even though you hurt me and am still waiting for some sort of apology or acknowledgement that you might have been wrong and that you will do better. I am willing to forgive. I do hope you will platform an opposing view, but it would mean the world to me if you and the shipping container watched the 47 minutes of footage from October 7, 2023 (actual footage, mostly taken from Hamas Go-Pros as they shot their depraved atrocities live and proudly as they committed the most barbaric, deranged crimes against humanity imaginable).

Best regards,

Todd

Incredibly, just before I was ready to post this saga, I received a response from Dan. Not from Dan’s handlers or publicist, but from Dan himself. He received my email this morning, read it in entirety and wrote me a heartfelt response. He was gracious, appreciative of my criticisms, owned mistakes he made and saw and heard me. He said he and his crew have discussed both shows I mentioned at length in private, and many of my concerns were similarly brought up by undisclosed members of his show. He owned that he has failed to bring any of this up publicly, at least up until today. He did not answer many of my questions but invited me to potentially meet up with him in person and discuss some of my broader points face to face. This was weighing on me of late. He was a hero of mine, someone who helped me escape the day to day for a half an hour of laughter and comradery here or there, and who, with many of his co-hosts and guests, was able to really talk about a wide range of topics in a way that really connected with me. To fear he was co-opted by the dark side, that I might not really be able to listen to him anymore because of what I felt was a savage betrayal was very painful. But his well thought out and prompt response, his clear acknowledgement of my pain and my vulnerability and my truth above all was incredibly welcome and, frankly, a little unexpected. Not that I didn’t trust him and believe in my gut, which always told me Dan was genuine and one of the good ones, but putting yourself out there in this post 10-7 world is not easy and often feels like you’re peeing directly into the wind.

Unfortunately, despite this positive outcome, we all know the story. The damage was done. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. Cenk, his praise for Hasan Piker, the repeated blood libels and the ridiculous Macklemore discussion was spread like Covid to millions of listeners and are still available to download. But there is hope that Dan heard me and will do something in the coming days to make up for these missteps. And even if he doesn’t, I truly believe he read my email, understood my message and will do better. He promised he would and thanked me for calling him out on his failures.

For three years, we Jews have all been Sisyphus, the mountain taller than Everest and covered in ice. But this is evidence that our fight is worth fighting. That small victories are possible. And that there is good in our world. Even our heroes are human, but some of them are redeemable.

Am Yisrael Chai!

Thank you for reading.

IDROS

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Madness

Ahhh, March! As the winter freeze begins to thaw and the promise of warmth and new growth becomes reality, millions of people worldwide scramble to fill their brackets to commemorate the greatest three-weekend sports gambling enterprise ever. That annual cratering of office productivity means that March Madness is here! Unfortunately, 59 people will not be participating this year (and couldn’t last year either). And so, in their honor, and in memoriam of all the other victims of October 7 and its aftermath, IDROS presents a unique take on Bracketology: the first ever “Pure MadnessTM” bracket, featuring global stalwarts in the field of antisemitism and rabid Jew-hatred.

Please note that this was no easy undertaking. The regions and seeds were painstakingly scrutinized. Many worthy contenders were left out, relegated to the Jew-hate equivalent of the NIT. Many Middle Eastern terrorists and tyrants (the Ayatollah included) were intentionally omitted because adding them would make this a field of hundreds of thousands (if not millions), and also because IDROS is trying to avoid having a fatwah issued against him. Others, such as the entire Ivy League Administration offices, the cities of Oakland, California and Dearborn, Michigan, many of Piers Morgan’s guests (and Piers himself), many in the former administration, the founders of BLM, the University and Higher Education System of California, the BBC, the IOC, Putin, etc., were our version of the last four out…these obvious choices were in many cases too nebulous, and in one case, superfluous.  

IDROS encourages you all to add suggestions, omissions, seeding improvements and general comments and gripes to the committee.

In surveying the field, there are some tantalizing matchups in every round. A potential battle of juggernauts in the Exodus Regional Finals conjures up comparisons to Duke Kentucky in 1992. And who knows, a play-in team from the Inquisition Region could be the first such team to make the Final Four…or even win it all (given the polarized world we live in, both play-in representatives will likely be chosen to advance deep into the tournament by millions of participants).

So choose wisely, buckle up and grab some popcorn. If you, like IDROS, fear for the safety of your children, at least try to have a little fun if possible. And let me know who you have winning it all. No matter who it is, we all lose!

As always, thanks for reading,

IDROS

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Look At Me, I Am Old But I’m Happy…

Reflections on Five-Oh!

IDROS has woken up in the morning 18,263 and a half times so far (an accomplishment in and of itself many of those mornings). And yes, it has certainly been better than the alternative.

If this were an anniversary it would be “Golden.” As a birth milestone, however, the shine is dulled. It’s a number better used for speed limits, interstates, prolific NBA individual scoring nights, Grant’s currency, Curtis Jackson, shades of grey and ways to leave your lover.

IDROS has now lived a year for every state in our union (though the past three have felt more like Alaska, Texas and California). But I digress.

To mark this auspicious achievement, IDROS put together a random list of top (and sometimes bottom) fours…his own Mount Rushmores (Mounts Rushmore?) of memories, truths and arcana. Follow along if you choose. Please know IDROS will not divulge the impetus or theme for any of these un-presidential stone carvings. Debate them if you must but allow this newly anointed AARP member the dignity of his own rankings. Some come from days of yore, so clearly there could be some haze, cobwebs and senility contributing to rankings and omissions you may feel are objectionable. Don’t fret. Even the original Mount Rushmore has its misgivings and predated some deserving replacements.

Before we begin, IDROS would be remiss in failing to honor and acknowledge family, friends, classmates, influences and meaningful connections he lost during his climb to the fiftieth floor. No human can make this journey alone, and IDROS feels blessed to have been part of their lives.

These will be listed in no particular order, and from left to right, meaning honorable mention on the left, then third, second and winner, winner chicken dinner moving to the right.

Here’s to 50 more:

  1. Japan; Costa Rica; Italy; Israel
  2. 1981 NFC Championship Game; 1987 Stanley Cup Finals Game 6; 2008 World Series Game 6; Super Bowl LII
  3. Snickers; Kit Kat; Reese’s PB Cup; Reese’s Take 5
  4. Franklin Field; Aiden Lair Park; Mundauk Common; Robbins Park
  5. Tipitina’s; Roseland; Tower; Beacon
  6. Birthday with friends at a Chateau in Cognac, France; Limo from LaGuardia with Captain Kirk; Kayaking in Glacier Bay; Skydiving in Switzerland
  7. Shark; Alligator; Live Scallop; Blow Fish
  8. Herbie Hancock; Dr. John; Donald Fagan; Page McConnell
  9. Dalessandros; Pat’s; Dino’s; John’s
  10. The Wire; Succession; The Sopranos; Lost
  11. The City: Literature and Culture; 12th Grade Calculus; International Relations; 8th Grade English
  12. Blueberries; Pears; Raspberries; White Peaches
  13. Maui; Santorini; Ambergris Caye; Ko Samui
  14. West Side Story; Phantom; A Chorus Line; Les Miz
  15. Drakkar Noir; Eternity; Gendarme; Cool Water
  16. 1991 NCAA Championship UNLV; Every Carolina Game in Cameron; 2001 Final 4 vs. MD; 1992 ERF vs. UK
  17. Miss McCracken; Mr. Reif; Mr. Frankenberger; Mrs. Lane
  18. Waffle House; Wild Bulls; Steak & Egg; The Biscuit King
  19. Goodfellas; Original Star Wars Trilogy: Pulp Fiction; The Big Lebowski
  20. All NY and NJ Pro Teams; Atlanta Braves; UNC; Dallas Cowboys
  21. Gilhooley’s; Omar’s; Red’s; Maloney’s
  22. Photographer’s Assistant; Valet Parking Attendant; Bartender; Camp Counselor
  23. Aliens; Terminator 2; Godfather II; The Empire Strikes Back
  24. Wine Corks; Die Cast Model Cars; Ticket Stubs; Baseball Cards
  25. Bonnaroo; Lollapalooza; Jazz Fest; The Clifford Ball
  26. Will Ferrell; Chris Farley; Eddie Murphy; Phil Hartman
  27. Brunello di Montalcino; California Zinfandel; Barbaresco; Nobile di Montepulciano
  28. Mount Pilatus; Mount Marcy; Masada; Mount Fuji
  29. Conan; Carson; Letterman; Larry Sanders
  30. Gardens; Forest; Chapel; Ellington
  31. Knitting Factory; Irving Plaza; Wetlands; Tramps
  32. Donna; Whitney; Ella: Barbra
  33. The Glenn; Northern Lights; The Church; The Humbies
  34. The Dead Sea; Lake Geneva; Grotta Azzurra; Adriatic Sea
  35. Cod (at Nobu); St. Peter’s; Halibut; Dover Sole
  36. Phish (all 4); Shatner; Gervais; Steely Dan (both)
  37. Satisfactions; TJ Hoops; The Green Room; The Hideaway
  38. Broken Collarbone; Impacted Wisdom Teeth Extraction; Plantar Fasciitis; Kidney Stones
  39. Diff’rent Strokes; Cheers; Greatest American Hero; It’s Garry Shandling’s Show
  40. Cherry Coke; Ginger Ale; Dr. Brown’s Cream; Classic Coke
  41. 10th Grade Geometry Class; A Recent Presidency; Covid; 9/11 (note: there have been a few deaths in the family including dogs – these all win, but can’t pick favorites)
  42. Chez Es Saada; Madame X; Niagara; Belmont Lounge
  43. The Flintstones; Looney Toons; Superfriends; Scooby Doo
  44. Ohtani; Brady; Jordan; Gretzky
  45. Wall to Wall Sound & Video Willow Grove; Napster; Columbia House; 94 WYSP Labor Day 500 Countdown Contest
  46. The Simpsons; Arrested Development; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Seinfeld
  47. David Gilmore; Neil Young; Trey Anastasio; Jerry Garcia
  48. Tokyo; Venice; Tel Aviv; Paris
  49. Erin Grey; Tiffani Amber Thiessen; Natalie Portman; Michelle Pfeiffer
  50. Any Day at Camp or College; My Wedding Day; Birth of D; Birth of Z

As always, thanks for reading.

Happy 4th!

IDROS

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KKKan-Ye

What a week! Being Jewish has never been easy. And I am in no way comparing the public fall from “grace” of a loose cannon, unstable genius who has always found it necessary to publicly embarrass himself (and others – see George W. Bush, Taylor Swift etc.) to the countless atrocities inflicted upon the Jews since the dawn of Judaism.

But this particular circus is scary…the acts themselves, many of the comments on social media and elsewhere, the tacit nods of appreciation, the silence (in pockets), the delayed response by Nazi-founded affiliate Adidas, the emboldened hate groups, and the greater macro-dynamics and undertones. So scary, in fact, that IDROS has been compelled to weigh in on this seismic event and subsequent fallout instigated by a racist, narcissistic buffoon who has regularly spewed more bullshit than high season in Pamplona.

He has always told us who he is. Pink’s prescient but easy 2009 Twitter post following Ye’s selfish, rude and misguided grandstanding at the MTV VMAs has never seemed more relevant. But he has consistently told us that he is not only an ass, but a racist, immature little man-child who believes the world revolves around him and all others should kiss the sacred ground he walks upon. When someone tells us repeatedly who he or she is…it is incumbent upon us to BELIEVE him/her. But in our culture, the good ole dollar means more than anything. We see it again and again. If someone can produce movies, or run a hedge fund, or throw/run with a football, or hit a baseball, or host a TV show, or tell jokes or govern a Southern state, or run an oil company, or own a professional sports team, or run a large real estate company, or own a media company, etc. very, very well (and others profit from these talents)…well then letting a racist/misogynistic/homophobic comment or tweet slide is par for the course. Those who prove they can make other people money are pretty much untouchable…even for nefarious and illegal actions, let alone their hallowed and protected right to speak (or type) freely.

And damn him, but Yeezus could make money. Pretty much everything he touched turned to gold. So his inner circle and various media outlets have turned a blind eye or ignored him at every turn, scoffing…”oh Kanye…he so crazy” or “he’s off his meds, don’t mind him” or “don’t be so thin skinned…it’s only words” or “Kanye being Kanye…don’t mind him” along the way. Worse, some protected him to the point that they buried some extremely dangerous quotes and off-the-record comments (like his adulation for Hitler, which was nearly the title of his eponymous album we know as Ye).

Let me be clear: Ye and his enablers are dangerous! And they kept a lot of the most serious and disturbing rhetoric out of the public eye for years. Why…because he was their golden goose (or because they feared being sued for libel/slander). And I have issue with that last part (and the first part, of course) because shouldn’t media members be encouraged to blow a whistle on thoughts, comments and ideas that could present a danger to others? Isn’t it similar to a doctor or lawyer breaking patient/client confidentiality to prevent a crime? He did make a very antisemitic public comment in 2013, discussing Obama, but it wasn’t followed by a shitstorm of follow up Jew hatred, double downs and refusals to apologize that accompanied his latest episode, and so it was promptly swept under the rug and dismissed as “Kanye being Kanye.”

The PoS Ye has 30 million social media followers. THIRTY F-ING MILLION! That is twice the Jewish population of the entire world. There are levels of wrong, just as there are levels of responsibility. His misguided hate speech (which likely could have been nipped somewhat in the bud, or at least mitigated had one of his enablers or media protectors acted sooner (like in 2018 when he professed his love and adulation for the Fuhrer)). Clearly this latest outburst was inciteful. White supremacists proudly hung antisemitic banners over a freeway in the second most populous city in our country and gave the Nazi salute while the hatred swayed in the wind below them. Too many comments on every mainstream social media outlet praised the rapper, echoed his sentiments and said he was “right.”

That is why Elon Musk welcoming him with open arms to his soon-to-be owned bird-brained social media company was so scary to me…and should be to the rest of you. That is also why the self-proclaimed genius’ deal to buy Parler is terrifying. (And don’t get me started on the likes of Tucker Carlson).

I am all for free speech. People confuse financial consequences and social ostracization with legal ramifications (read: there are none in a country with protected free speech) all the time. They whine every time “cancel culture” rears its head; they talk about the good old days, when comedy was free to be comedy (read: people had free reign to attack every marginalized group out there for laughs, no matter at whose expense those laughs came. About the great free wheeling days of Mad Men, when boys could be boys and make sexual innuendos and bang every co-ed in the office, no matter the power dynamic (and back then, the power dynamic always tilted Y Chromosome). The problem is not “cancel culture.” The problem is the unchecked criminal behavior: the hate crimes and incitement of violence. As for the “cancel culture” response, it can be overdone and wielded more heavy-handed than it should be in some cases…like everything else in America, we can’t do anything in moderation. We don’t understand the concept.

But in this case, the Heartless rapper deserves everything that has come thus far, and so much more.

Bottom line, words have consequences. You are seeing that in real time.

Social Media wasn’t a thing when our Bill of Rights was written, and many of its nuances could not be anticipated.

There is a reason members of the KKK wore (and continue to wear) hoods. They didn’t (don’t) want their doctors, lawyers, neighbors, children’s teachers, etc. to know they were in the Klan.

I do not believe speech should be protected if the speech is made anonymously. After all, what then are we protecting? And whom? Put your name on it. Say it without a pillowcase covering your hateful face.

This becomes even more germane (again, not Jackson) in the modern world, where people toss salvos and vitriol from the comfort of their basements (or more likely, their mother’s), using fake profiles, stolen pictures and no repercussions. And those are the actual human trolls. What of the tech-generated, algorithm-based bots? And these will get more and more dangerous with the development of better AI, and more time to learn about humanity and what makes us tick. And believe me…they are learning at exponential speeds.

What goes on in the shadows is and has always been terrifying. Zed’s basement in Pulp Fiction exists, on some level, all over the world. Add to that the element of tech-driven, undetectable, dangerous and inciteful language and behavior and we have a recipe for unimaginable consequences. Jews invariably will be targeted at a higher rate than all others and recently have been seeing an uptick in hate crimes (from our base line which was already unenviable). It is not surprising that most Jews are portrayed as neurotic in all movies and tv shows…we are. And we have every right to be.

Which leads back to the clown prince of Jew Hatred.

How can a billionaire, who has literally found uber success in everything he has touched (from fashion to music production to performance art) have any reason to blame Jews for anything? Oh no, a Jew told him “NO.” Sorry, I guess you will have to go back to your miserable billionaire life and all your other successes. But nobody puts baby in a corner. Nobody can say no to Kanye. Especially one of the Jewish faith. And so it’s open season, not only on the specific person who said no, but on all Jews.

Interestingly, in his song “Who Gon Stop Me” he mentions the Holocaust (and equates the street thug experience of African Americans to the Holocaust). It’s best to avoid comparisons of the Shoah in general, but I guess poetic license in a song lyric can be somewhat justified (you be the judge). Still, what I find intriguing is that his protagonist in this song (and the very title) has the same very cavalier attitude as its author did following his latest barrage of antisemitic outbursts…he literally tweeted that he can say whatever antisemitic garbage he wants, and his most valuable partner (Adidas) can’t do anything about it (aka, who gon stop me). Talk about life imitating art.

Aside from his 30 million adoring followers (and likely more in his overall fanbase) and the comments many of them wrote in response to Ye’s recent Twitterstorm…do you know what really keeps me up at night?

HE OWNS A SCHOOL! Let that sink in.

Sure, it closed down in the wake of this fiasco (though the letter to parents insinuates that the school will be back, open and ready to taint (read: indoctrinate) innocent minds in 2023. And as of this writing, it seems it may not close at all.

A friggin’ school! And a school cloaked in secrecy…I kid you not. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

I mean…as the old adage goes…give a kid a Jew to hate…he or she will hate that Jew for a day (or three). Teach a kid to hate Jews…well that hatred will last a lifetime, and likely be passed down to future generations to continue the hatred. It’s the gift that spans generations. Wait, I believe I just found the new school motto. Anyone know a copyright/trademark attorney?

So yeah. IDROS is scared.

The world is a scary place for a Jew without the Jew Hate. The greed, the guns, the pandemics, the political divides, the economic woes, the war in Ukraine, terrorism, murder hornets, the war on women, sexual abuse, global warming, natural disasters, oligarchs, tyrants, homophobia, drug cartels, etc.

But for us Jews, we get so much more for our money:

We have metal detectors and police presence at our houses of worship.

We get accosted, excluded and treated unfairly on college campuses around the world by pro-Palestinian groups and a slew of other anti-Israel affiliates…even by some professors!

We face discrimination in every walk of life.

We suffer verbal and physical abuse and far too often, murder.

We are threatened more often per capita than any other race, religion or minority, through distributed flyers, graffiti, vandalism, bomb threats and other forms of harassment.

We are denied our history, our culture and our collective truth by holocaust deniers, anti-Zionists and conspiracy theorists.

We are blamed and scapegoated for pretty much everything, by everyone.

We are accused of being rich, powerful and controlling, and also for being subhuman scum.

We face antisemitism from the right and the left. Even known antisemites use us as pawns for their own political gains.

We are accused of being white when it suits people of color in their railings against white privilege, and of being of color when it suits white supremacists and other far right groups in their insane rantings and utopian ideals.

We are not white! Fellow Jews, stop checking that box on the census and on questionnaires. We are other. We always have been other and get told as much by every other group on earth regularly. Sometimes they tell us nicely…more often though, they don’t.

I have children. Jewish children. And I love raising them Jewish and showing them our traditions and discussing our history and ancestry. Going to Israel with them recently was one of the most incredible experiences I could imagine. A dream come true.

But…I am dreading the talk. My kids are too young to really learn about the Holocaust (and the inordinate number of other sickening and genocidal acts of horror inflicted upon us throughout history). To really grasp what it means to be a Jew. Black parents often mention having “the talk” with their children…about their horrific history. About Jim Crow. About institutional racism, red lining, block busting and gerrymandering. About how to interact with police and authorities. About what to do, and not do, if/when they ever get pulled over, etc. And it’s truly heartbreaking that they must have those discussions.

We Jews have our own version of the talk. And IDROS dreads that day…the day my children lose their innocence and learn the truth about our heritage. About what that means, and has meant for their grandparents, and great grandparents. About why there are significant holes in our family tree. About the loss, and the torture, and the starvation. About the freezing cold, the never-ending shivering. About the forceful exile and imprisonments, and the squalor and disease. About the seizure of their belongings, and homes. About their abandonment. About the not knowing. About the omnipresent fear. About their night terrors, and pent-up rage. About Sophie’s Choice-like decisions they all had to make. About their salvation/liberation, only to return to homes that had been stolen from them, and neighbors who wanted them to (read: forced them to) leave. About Israel, a beacon of hope, and how it was attacked from all sides the day it declared its independence. About the two subsequent wars all of its neighbors waged unsuccessfully. About the continued terrorism by the Palestinian, Lebanese and Iranian backed militias. About the pogroms. About the purging of Jews from all countries in the Middle East. About the 1972 Olympics. About the Tree of Life and Beth Israel Colleyville Synagogues. About the Paris attacks, and those in the Jewish day school in Toulouse. About Charlottesville and the tiki torches. About Daniel Pearl. And on and on and on.

So thank you Kanye, for giving me 30 million more reasons to dread that rapidly approaching day…the day I must show my own children that I am afraid and officially welcome them to their reality…to the most hated group on our planet. You, like your idol Adolf, will not succeed. Enjoy your hateful life.

Shabbat Shalom!

Love and Light,

IDROS

#NeverForget

#GoPhils

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47 Thoughts

Happy 47

  1. Thank you to all who helped make my birthday as great as it could be under these circumstances. Loved the messages, calls, texts, sexts, cards, emojis, balloons and general fanfare. Special shout out to Mrs. IDROS, who went above and beyond as usual with an incredible surprise recreation of one of my favorite restaurants, menus and birthday dinners.
  2. As usual in America, our policy du jour is about making cents, rather than making sense.
  3. #WearAFuckingMask
  4. #BlackLivesMatter
  5. Who is overseeing the testing sites…I fear those centers lack the regulatory oversight to be effective, and worse, may be spreading the virus (you know…bringing hundreds of likely ill people together to fester in a parking lot petri dish…)?
  6. America is a Cancer…as we celebrate our nation’s birthday, it occurs to me that our American Zodiac sign might be…fitting?
  7. IDROS does not agree with the removal of “all” historical monuments that celebrate racists and miscreants from a bygone era…many absolutely should be removed, and many others should be updated with plaques and inscriptions that detail A) why the monument or statue was erected, and more importantly, B) why the man/men (yes, it is almost always men, not women) are a stain on society, and, if known, whether they were more (racist, misogynistic, generally awful) than was the standard during their time (take Woodrow Wilson for example….)
  8. What kind of reading and self-guided education have you been doing vis a vis racism in America? It’s never too late.
  9. It’s a good thing America has been made great again, because we are not going to be allowed to leave our country again for a while as more and more nations close their borders to our citizens.
  10. What instrument would you rank 5th all time for rock music (after guitar, bass, keyboards and drums)? IDROS goes harmonica.
  11. If you enjoy non-fiction reading, I recommend any of the 4 books by brothers Dan and Chip Heath. Similar to Malcolm Gladwell, they write fascinating, research-based books that dissect important phenomena that affect all of humanity. A lot of what they write can be channeled into self-help and can add value to all of humanity. Dan works at Duke University, and Chip works at Stanford, in case University prestige and affiliation moves the needle.
  12. IDROS is almost as embarrassed to live in Florida as he is to live in America right now…neck and neck really.
  13. Facebook, Twitter and all other social media platforms need to be regulated more fervently in terms of “free” speech. It’s nice that large companies like Unilever, Starbucks and Verizon are now throwing their hats into the ring, pulling ads and hitting FB in its e-wallet…but this again proves that corporate conglomerates have more power than people in America and in the world…and so our politicians will continue to do their bidding, often at the expense of humanity.
  14. Watched “Joker” this past weekend. Uncanny how much Leaf looks like Phil Dunphy…perhaps scarier than the themes in Joker.
  15. I think my favorite moment from last month (#PrideMonth) came when the conservative majority court that our president and his lackeys fraudulently stacked in their favor, ruled to uphold LGBTQ rights…at least this time.
  16. A few celebs that share my birthdate (June 29): Colin Hay, Kawhi Leonard, Nicole Scherzinger, Richard Lewis, Theo Fleury, Pepper Johnson (remember that block by Byars?), Dan Dierdorf, Fred “Gopher” Grandy, Bob Evans (the producer, not “Down on the Farm”)
  17. What’s a tougher watch…the first 20 minutes of “Up” or the first 20 minutes of “Saving Private Ryan?” Any other movies with a more difficult opening to watch?
  18. It is not easy to come up with a list of 47 (he says after only 18 entries).
  19. A Monday birthday is not optimal. A Coronavirus birthday isn’t anyone’s first choice either. But both of those scenarios are outside my control (IDROS mutters to self, “not helping”).
  20. Sad to not be celebrating this lap around our sun at the South Jersey shore.
  21. 40 years ago, all 4 Philly sports teams were elite. This year, who knows…but the Phillies lead the league in positive coronavirus cases, so there’s that
  22. Remember when the Flyers were the best team in the NHL just before Covid shut the world down? Good times.
  23. Recommend Philly-boy-turned-rapper Lil Dicky’s show “Dave” if you need a reco.
  24. Who else is completely skeeved out by paper (and coin) money right now?
  25. Dave Chappelle – 8:46 is pure genius. No doubt he belongs on the Mount Rushmore of comedy.
  26. Who are the 3 others? (Eddie, George and Richard are consensus, but Mel, Carol, Larry, Lucille, Rodney, Jerry, Joan and Carl are all worthy of consideration).
  27. Neil Young’s latest new release of old material “Homegrown” is very good…great in spots. My favorite song on the album is “We Don’t Smoke It No More,” a drunken barroom blues nugget that should be categorized among NY’s greatest blues efforts.
  28. Phish, and especially Trey, have been prolific during the pandemic thus far. I will definitely miss seeing them this summer at traditional venues, but for my money, I prefer Tuesdays with Phish (for DAAM) to those with Morrie (sorry Mitch).
  29.  The selfishness of the “anti-maskers” is mindboggling, and their ridiculous stance is emboldened from the top.
  30. Speaking of ludicrosity, our citrus fruit in chief needs to READ ICCULUS (if he can read)
  31. I think that lost in the 125,000+ deaths so far from Covid (many of which I believe are the direct fault of DJT and state governors like him…yes I mean you, DeSantis) are the countless survivors of the coronavirus, who will become part of the data set that make this seem like a more docile beast than it is, but whose lives have been forever negatively impacted by the disease (breathing issues, lung scarring, organ damage, etc.). We don’t know what we don’t know, and the fallout from this shitstorm is far from realized at this point.
  32. There haven’t been any school shootings on Covid’s watch thus far…so there is at least one silver lining
  33. I have no real problem with calling Covid “The Chinese Virus” or “The Chinese Flu” per se…after all, we still call plenty of illnesses, viruses and pandemics by their place of origin, or by a country name (Spanish Flu, West Nile Virus, Ebola, etc.). I only take issue because of the buffoon who feels it necessary to make it a racist put-down by doing so.
  34. Chuck E Cheese’s declaring bankruptcy, obvious as it may be in these crazy times, is devastating to my son.
  35. The past 3 ½ months have been surreal.
  36. Family Feud style, top 6 answers on the board: Can I get a(n) ______________?
  37. Are the mobs coming for the White House? Will it inevitably become the Multicolored House?
  38. There isn’t a litany of great famous athletes who have worn number 47 in history: Jack Morris, Tom Glavine, Mel Blount, Jerry Lucas, John Lynch are the best of the bunch.
  39. Does 7 qualify as late? Like, am I now in my late 40s?
  40. As a time of day, 7 never qualifies as late (I realize you might be running late for something at 7am or 7pm, or you may have overslept till 7, etc., but that doesn’t make 7 late…it makes YOU late).
  41. How lazy was Susan? Would one instantly know upon meeting her?
  42. 47 is a prime number
  43. RIP Carl Reiner, a true American treasure. My heart aches for Mel, Rob, the entire Reiner family and all Americans who knew and loved one of the greatest comedic minds of all time. In a time where we all can use as much laughter as possible, his void will be hard to fill.
  44. A few more celebs that share the IDROS birthday: Harmon Killebrew, Maria Conchita Alonso (“The Running Woman”), Bret (not Jemaine) Mckenzie, Charlamagne Tha God, and, of course, Gary Busey
  45. America is, and always has been, a work in progress. Our forefathers, some of whom were asshole slave-owners, racists, and misogynists, were remarkable in many ways, especially in their time. And our constitution was drafted to allow America the flexibility to evolve, and to get better over time. Never forget, on this Independence Day, that those who broke from their colonial rulers, did so at great personal and collective risk and against great odds, to create a new land of opportunity for “all” (read: originally, all white men…but slowly, more and more inclusive).
  46. It is incumbent upon all of us to make our country better. Somewhere along the way it seems to have been lost on many that we have a responsibility to continue what our Founding Fathers started. We are truly only as strong and great as our weakest link(s). All of us must strive to do better, to be kinder, to be more empathetic, to educate ourselves and our children, to call out injustice when we see it, to refuse to remain silent in the face of oppression, and to make our nation better for future generations.
  47. Thanks for reading, and Happy 4th. Stay safe everyone!

 

All the best,

IDROS

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The Ultimate List

Funny_Fantasy-football-namesPumpkin spice surrounds us once again, and it is as inescapable as a crowded checkout line at Target. The kiddos are starting (or in the case of Florida, where IDROS lives, have already started) school. Halloween decorations, costumes and candies have flooded retail hubs across America. And so, by the transitive property, we can safely assume that FOOTBALL SEASON is upon us. And with it, Fantasy drafts have hijacked the productivity of at least 60% of society and have added stress and resentment to marriages across the land.  Polls and power rankings are honed and proliferated by pedigreed dart-throwers at major sports media outlets all over the nation.

Why? Because everyone loves lists. All things in life are better when boiled down to an ordered, unordered, random or deliberate list…especially when it’s ranked. Some of these rankings are serious, and help inform people’s choices for colleges, grad schools, private schools, mutual funds, new cars, doctors, lawyers, and a host of other products and professionals we are free to choose. Some are less serious, but nonetheless drive the music we listen to, the movies we see, the Fantasy players we draft, the “top” answers on a certain Game Show and more importantly, the relevancy regarding certain arcana such as the best songs from certain decades, the best movie roles for certain actors, the best quarterbacks of all time, etc.

IDROS enjoys a good list as much as anyone, and so what better way to “kick off” American football season (see what I did there?) than to proffer a very special list…the ultimate list.

Behold, the IDROS ULTIMATE LIST OF LISTS (top 25 answers on the board…revealed in descending order for the reader’s pleasure). As always, if you have any suggestions or additions, feel free to contribute in the comments:

25) To Do

24) Do Not Call

23) Endangered Species

22) Reading

21) Play

20) Wait

19) Christmas (Holiday)

18) Check

17) No Fly

16) Hit

15) Wish

14) Guest

13) Mailing/Contact

12) Most Wanted

11) Punch

10) A

9) Hurricane (Apocalypse) Prep

8) Shopping/Grocery

7) B

6) Sh*t

5) Wine

4) Bucket

3) Set

2) My (…of the best things in life…yes, the one your kiss is on)

1) Franz

Others receiving votes: Top 10, Phone/Contact, C, Short, Packing, Watch, Price, Honey-Do, Luke, Ingredients, UVA, Inventory, Results, Santa’s, D, Answer, Florida State, Drink, Song, Signature, Donor, Passenger, Thank You, Call/Emergency Call

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13 Reasons Why

Earlier this year, my wife and I (yes, IDROS is married…sorry ladies) watched the titular Netflix show thinking it might be good for us, as parents, to learn a little about what the youth of today may be experiencing. Also, perhaps we could glean why the series became such a viral sensation so we could seem in tune with “Non-Fake News” topical subject matter at the proverbial water cooler, or while mingling with our counterparts at kiddy parties or activities. I can’t say I hate-watched it…In all honesty, IDROS was generally entertained by many aspects of it, and found some eerie similarities to Season One of Twin Peaks (which I might just discuss in another post)…but what your author enjoyed most about the series, hands down, was the music.

Which brings me to the much more interesting event of 2017, IMHO, that plays on our triskaidekaphobia for the low and totally worth-it price of 13 easy installments of $74.99 plus whatever applicable fees and charges various sources inexplicably get away with shaking us down for these days.

And I suppose now is as good a time as any to forewarn you. This will be a long(ish) post. Not quite as long as that Lawn Boy Supreme served up on July 25…but let’s just say it might run you a deuce and a half or even two jaunts.

This Baker’s Dozen run has been extraordinary from the starting gun. Even people who aren’t phans have taken notice, and if they haven’t, they should. Phish sets the gold standard for a live convert experience. This was going to be special from the moment it was announced.

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So without further ado, here is the MEAT of this post. 13 reasons why IDROS loves the foursome named Phish:

  1. It’s my thesis, man – Let me first say that I have never witnessed a full Gamehendge set in its entirety. Until TBD, the closest I ever came was a group of four shows I caught where they played all but 2 songs (non-consecutively). I don’t know how many of you faithful readers actually researched, wrote and defended a thesis, be it in college or grad school, but it is no joke. Still, when I think of someone writing a thesis I don’t usually harken back to my own terrible experience. I tend to conjure up images of the guy in PCU who apparently spent his senior year watching every movie that featured Gene Hackman or Michael Caine. When, toward the end of the cult favorite (which starred a young Ari Gold, obviously before he found a dentist), said thesis writer stumbled upon a movie that starred both Caine and Hackman, he yelled out “this is my thesis man!” It was pure comedic gold…but it was funny because to those who have toiled in the stacks for hours, coughing up dust from never before read tomes, scouring microfiche, developing blisters from banging on a Mac keyboard at all hours of the night, pumping our bodies full of Mountain Dew (or worse), blinding ourselves staring at the small endlessly blinking cursor on a screen the size of a pack of cigarettes, editing, re-editing, and then waking up in a cold sweat the night before our defense/presentation…we only wish our thesis could have been that entertaining to research…and that fulfilling when proven. We all know the plural of thesis is feces. But Trey Anastasio’s thesis at Goddard College, The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday, is a masterclass in and of itself. If you’ve never listened to the Gamehendge chronicles from beginning to end, played a rare cassette tape until your car radio ate the tape, permanently scratched CDs from overuse, or were lucky enough to attend one of the rarest of Phish shows where the band played the rock fantasy operetta in its entirety…my advice to you is take an hour and do it. Oh…and read the friggin’ Book!
  2. Then Once More – every band has a gateway drug…a song that speaks to so many, inviting them in for further inspection with its pleasant beat, catchy hook and major chord melody. Bouncing Around The Room is a song guaranteed to bring a smile to pretty much every face at a Phish show because of all of these things. An early Phish tune, BATR has been reeling in Phish phans since 1990, but the thing I love most about the song is that it really encapsulates, and even showcases, the strengths (and to a lesser degree, the limitations) of the band. Fish establishes the beat from the jump and Mike lays down the bassline. With the structure in place, Trey and Page harmonize the vocals, with Page quickly demonstrating he has greater vocal range, but Trey, ever consistent (vocally), holding down the melodic fort. Page and Trey sprinkle in some keys and guitar as appropriate. The song slowly builds…Mike eventually spearheads the vocal and musical magnificence that ends the song in a round with his limited but deep baritone voice. Trey and Page beautifully layer both their voices atop Mike’s and begin to really unleash their respective instruments in what amounts to three minutes or so of pure musical bliss. All the while, the Wolfman’s Brother keeps the whole thing together.
  3. Deep Cover – Phish is a super talented band…not only do they prolifically write their own music, tour often, and sit in with other musicians…but all four lead their own side projects, experimenting in a multitude of musical genres, from funk to bluegrass to jazz to classical and even some dabbling in musical theater. It should be no surprise then that Phish, when together, is able to draw on these experiences as well as their vast talents, channeling their musicianship in ways few bands can. They play other people’s music with respect, but also have the courage and ability to take songs and give them a personal and unique take. I won’t say that every Phish version of a covered song is better than the original, and vocally, most of the time, Phish versions fall short. But musically, and occasionally, comedically, most Phish versions are superior, if not simply more entertaining. They have covered artists across pretty much every major musical genre, primarily alone, but a number of times on stage alongside the musicians they are covering. From Aerosmith to ZZ Top, BB King to Jay Z, Katy Perry to Chaka Khan, Miles Davis to Rage Against the Machine, Neil Diamond to the Beastie Boys, Jimi Hendrix to Bob Marley, Joni Mitchell to Elvis Presley…they are not afraid to take chances, and they have added hundreds of songs to their repertoire. And during this current TBD run, they are adding dozens (pun intended) of new and exciting covers to their songbook. Which leads nicely into…
  4. Ghost – One of IDROS’ favorite differentiators of the band has to be their Halloween costumes. Instead of dressing up in traditional costumes, however, Phish, beginning in 1994, has donned musical costumes, playing a full album of one of their inspirational musicians or bands. This has included the Beatles’ White Album, The Who’s Quadrophenia, the Talking Heads’ Remain In Light and The Velvet Underground’s Loaded, which IDROS was lucky enough to witness live. These musical costumes are stuff of legend…and for some lucky fans, unexpectedly in Utah in 1998, just after that year’s Loaded Halloween show, Phish played Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, leading many phans to speculate that the band rehearsed both albums for Halloween and made a game time decision to go with the VU album. Many classic songs from these Halloween shows remain fixtures in Phish’s normal tour set lists.
  5. Say Yes to The Dress – With everything going on in the world today, and especially in our own country as it relates to discrimination, hostility and the giant step back basic human rights and equality seem to have taken this past year, Fish’s donut-laden muumuu, which has been a fixture for decades, seems to say to the LGBTQ community, “feel free to join us….you are safe here.” This makes IDROS happy.
  6. The Women Are Smarter – Phish have written some amazing songs about women over the years. From Suzy to Esther, Tela to Eliza, Reba to Olivia, Jennifer to the incomparable Landlady…and have mentioned many others (Liz, Millie, Jill, Vanessa, etc.). So here’s a shout out to the women of Phish. IDROS is partial to Esther, which is one of the most terrifying but beautiful songs ever written. A short story…Phish rarely plays Esther anymore. This has been the basic trend for over a decade. Many times, the band eschews the song for entire tours, even years. IDROS has attended exactly one Phish concert with his beautiful bride (who was merely IDROS’ girlfriend at the time). At that show, Phish played Esther. We were engaged the next day. To give you an idea of the odds – since 1998, there have been about 635 Phish shows. Phish has played Esther exactly 12 times in that stretch. That is once every 53 shows, or less than 2% of the time. Since our “engagement show” Phish has also played the song on my wife’s birthday as well as on another very significant date to us. In other words, the song Esther is very important to my family, and the cosmic Phish gods know this.
  7. Somewhere between Erie and Pittsburgh – Many great bands have at least one movie/documentary that captures them, realistically or fictitiously, at the peak of their popularity and creativity. From A Hard Day’s Night, to The Grateful Dead Movie, to Stop Making Sense to Purple Rain to IDROS’ personal favorite, The Last Waltz. Phish’s movie, Bittersweet Motel, came out in 1998, pretty much capturing the foursome at the height of their powers with footage from their 1997 tours. It is funny, filled with great live concert footage and captures the band members in rare candid moments most fans seldom see of their idols. In retrospect, the film is also aptly named as it is poignantly capturing the beginning of the end for the band, who would break up for the first time a couple years later. Fortunately for all of us, the band was able to put their differences aside, Trey was able to get the help he needed to move forward, once briefly in 2002-2004, and again hopefully for good in 2009-present. So now, hopefully a sequel is in the works, capturing Phish 3.0 in all its glory. Maybe it will be called Blissful Bed and Breakfast, or perhaps, just, JOY (oh, wait…).
  8. A Higher Purpose – There have been many articles written about the “religion” of The Grateful Dead and Phish. Loyal fans who follow them, an earthy way of life, drug based and sober “religious experiences,” and the artists themselves, assembled upon the pulpit or bimah, rifling through the newest testament of all…the music. Like the Dead, Phish has a number of spiritual and religious songs, both originals and standards, that they play regularly. From Daniel Saw the Stone, and of course Avinu Malkeinu all the way through Trey’s opus, The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday, which is as spiritual a story as any you would find in the Bible, there is no denying that there is a large spiritual element to both Phish and its congregation of phans. Every time IDROS sees TMWSIY->Avinu live, your author hopes Fish or Mike would say “Tekiyah Gedolah” into the microphone, and TMWSIY would be played on shofars, or rams horns to kick it off. IDROS’ favorite version of a spiritual song ever played by Phish is Yerushalayim Shel Zehav, which ends their song Demand on the Hoist album, but has only been played as part of the song Demand once live. Phish has played YSZ twelve times in history (here is a favorite)…. And yes, to IDROS, Chris Kuroda is the Ner Tamid.
  9. Page side, rage side – IDROS plays the piano. Page plays the piano. IDROS believes Page is the greatest pianist in the world. Trey may be Phish’s “front man,” but for my money, Page is the MVP…a close race to be sure, but it is what it is. When given the choice IDROS sits or stands on the left side of a venue facing the stage…cause that’s where Page’s keyboard surrounded throne sits on the stage.
  10. A Festival to End All Festivals – Ever notice how SOAM can be a viable acronym for both Split Open and Melt AND Scent of a Mule? Yeah, I know I’m deflecting. There are not a lot of positive things to say about the great mudfest of 2004 (IDROS refuses to mention its name). The storm-ravaged fairgrounds resembled a third world country that had just been decimated by a hurricane…to those of us lucky enough to make it in. Thousands were stranded on a highway that could have been a scene right out of an apocalyptic movie where everyone is trying to flee the cities. And poor Cactus…the ace of bass was clearly forced to announce on the Phish radio channel set up for the festival for everyone to turn back and go home. Well my group persevered. We made it, came equipped with fly fishing boots we picked up along the way, hiked miles to and from the fairgrounds, slogged through the muck and the general malaise and melancholy that hung like a guillotine over the downtrodden faithful, and bid our farewells to our favorite band. Oh yeah…Phish was hanging their instruments up after this “Un-festive All.” Calling it quits for good this time. I mean, they say nothing ends well…that’s why things end. Well if this were to be the end for Phish, they were going out in a spectacular pool of vomit and putrescence. And for that, and because I had been to three other glorious Phish festivals, I got to see my musical hero, Page, melt down and cry on stage during Wading in the Velvet Sea, and because it wasn’t really the end…but rather an end to a bad time in the arc of the band’s story…I can include those three awful days in Vermont among my 13 (you can have good without bad…and sometimes it takes hitting bottom to rise up and attain true greatness).
  11. Dancin’ On My Lawn – Phish is an amazing band if you wanna dance. When the band is bringing the funk, almost any song could be an opportunity to showcase your Camel Walk. Some songs (like MOMA, SOAM, Jibboo, Boogie On) let you break it down from start to finish. Other tunes, like YEM, begin with a composed section, which is difficult to dance to (read: sober), but builds into a funkier, free-flowing dance party after a few minutes (think Bowie, Hood, DWD, the Lizards, etc.) Reba, in IDROS’ opinion, is in a class all by itself. While it seems to fit into the latter category of a song that builds to a dance fan’s crescendo (it does), the beginning is not so much the orchestral building block that is the staple of many other early (read: core) Phish songs. In fact, deep into Reba at the opening show of TBD, IDROS came to the following conclusion: Reba, as a song, is very much like the love scene in the move Armageddon. The whimsical silliness of the beginning is like the animal cracker-based foreplay, which gets more and more inane, until…even if Liv Tyler and/or Ben Affleck aren’t your thing, you get the idea. Out of the ludicrous comes pure, unadulterated bliss…some of the best dance jam music Phish ever unleashes.
  12. Atama Ga Shock – Because a long time ago, IDROS lived in Japan and developed a working knowledge of the Japanese language, your author was over the moon when, in 2000, Phish toured Japan and unveiled the Japanese lyrics to the chorus of their song, Meatstick. It would have been incredible to have lived in Japan during said tour, but I have seen Meatstick performed half a dozen (yes, we are counting in dozens for this post) since 2000, and every time I hear them break out the Japanese lyrics it brings a huge smile to my face.
  13. You Can’t Always Get What You Want – TBD has taken Phish’s unique live concert experience to new heights. No repeats in 13 days (this was posted after 12 shows but IDROS has faith) ensured not only every show was unique, but that every song was as well. Phish fans know, however, like Dead fans, that a lack of repeated songs aren’t what make this band so fun to see live…rather, it is the freshness of the setlists, and the trill of the chase. Phish has a number of rare songs that they play once in a blue moon. They also can be full of surprises, playing new covers, or old songs in new ways. We all treasure those shows where we can say “we were there when.” And just like the Stones forewarned all of us…we may not hear the exact songs we were hoping for when we had that ticket stub in our hand…but we always get what we need…and the Phab Phour always give us everything they have.

Phish – Thanks for a great three weeks, and for an amazing 35 years.

And to my faithful readers, IDROS hopes you caught at least one show during this outstanding Baker’s Dozen run.

Let’s all live while we’re young. We can still have fun!

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Summer School

So I’m driving toward Longport on Tilton Road for my family’s annual pilgrimage to my childhood beach community down the shore, and we pass the Shore Mall movie theater. I was instantly transported back to my adolescence, and in particular, one jaunt to that theater occupied my thoughts on this passing. After all, it had been pretty much 30 years to the day when two of my favorite guilty pleasure movies were released. Because I was 14 and did not have my license yet, getting a ride off the island to one of the two Cineplexes (Cineplexi?) in the vicinity happened pretty infrequently (i.e., when my friends’ or my parents wanted quiet, or when any of them were headed to the movies themselves due to rain). We were otherwise confined to the limited selection at the Margate and Ventnor Twin theaters, but more often than not, had seen all four of the movies offered in pretty short order.

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Summer School and The Lost Boys came out the very same weekend during the summer of 1987. At the time, I wasn’t entirely over my childhood fear of horror movies (I went to see Poltergeist with an older cousin when I was 9 years old and had nightmares for a full year). So despite the fact that pretty much everyone I knew was talking about TLB…especially the girls…and I was at an age where I definitely preferred to go places where girls might be present…I made the difficult choice to see Summer School, a movie I knew little about and which proffered a B-list cast (other than one of the stars of my then-favorite television show Cheers). As an aside, I had no idea who Mark Harmon was at the time, and would see the movie Stealing Home later that summer for the first time. Melrose Place wouldn’t put Courtney Thorne Smith onto the map for a few more years.

To this day, I am not disappointed in my decision. Summer School was great. Mr. Shoop, roller skates, Wondermutt and all, saved the day, against all odds. Ana Maria was great (and would go on to play Alotta Fagina in Austin Powers). And the dude who spent the entire summer in the bathroom was, put plainly, my favorite character in the movie. Summer School did highlight a great deal about why America’s education system is so horrific…from the emphasis on standardized testing, the tenure system, the lack of resources in the public school system and of course the complete neglect of those students, whom for whatever reason (and this particular film highlighted a multitude), failed to grasp the basic skills to move forward in their education, as determined by a Scantron test. But nevertheless, it was a fun summer movie chock full of classic quotable lines and characters, and is a movie I will seldom turn off if I happen upon it flipping through the channels.

It wasn’t until The Lost Boys made it to the premium cable channels the following year that I finally found the courage to watch it. And watch it again and again and again. This movie featured a cast of mostly male youngish actors who were heartthrobs. This was not the reason it resonated with me. I did not subscribe to Seventeen, Tiger Beat nor Teen Magazine. I did not find any male member of the cast dreamy, not the Coreys nor Jason Patrick nor Jack Bauer nor William “Bill” S. Preston, Esquire, for that matter (I did have a thing for Jamie Gertz for a hot minute, but it wasn’t a love that was pursued after the credits rolled). The movie won me over because its script was well written, its plot was intriguing and suspenseful and its soundtrack…all I can type is wow. In the opinion of IDROS, whatever that is worth, TLB has a Mount Rushmore level soundtrack for movies not about music or musicians (this idea alone is worthy of another post sometime in the near future, so stay tuned).

TLB is one of those movies that is sneaky good in so many ways. Among the many reasons it is nearly impossible to turn off whenever I happen upon it are the fact that its themes are timeless (brotherhood, being the new kids in a strange town, family dynamics, the dangers of love and how clueless we can be when falling under its spell, etc.) The movie also offers plenty of comic relief throughout, be it from the Frog brothers or Grandpa, to cut the horrifying tension and counteract the overarching evil that lurks beneath the seemingly innocuous teen romp the movie often appears to be. And finally, at the base of it all, TLB is a Vampire movie. Before True Blood, the Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Blade, and a generation before the Twilight saga, one could argue that TLB was one of the first (no, IDROS did not forget Anne Rice) to successfully expand upon Bram Stoker’s themes and package them for teens and young adults thirsting for a blood-sucking Brady Bunch story…or at least a more modern twist on Vampiric lore.

Anyway, during a recent viewing of TLB, which spawned the idea for this post, IDROS began to see Max’s family of undead in a new way. My epiphany occurred during the most unpleasant scene in the entire movie, IMHO, which is when David and his Lost Boy brothers take Michael out to “hunt” for the first time, and they horrifically feed on a group of partying young adults around a bonfire. As I watched the awful scene unfold for the umpteenth time, I realized that Vampires, particularly those in this movie, are a terrorist organization not unlike ISIS, or Al Qaeda. Think about it…they kill innocent people in gruesome ways; they recruit others by promising eternal youth (a trip to heaven surrounded by virgins); they blend into society, even having jobs such as the friendly town video store proprietor; they use caves as a hideout/lair/home; they are vengeful; and the greatest connection of all – Kiefer Sutherland who plays David, arguably the most fearsome terrorist, I mean vampire, in TLB, would basically reinvent himself more than a decade later playing the foil to terrorists worldwide as Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) superman, Jack Bauer.

If you want to know how this post came to be…the truth is it was on a dare. Someone who reads IDROS gave your author four themes, and threw down the gauntlet. “You seem to be posting less and less frequently. Here’s some motivation. Combine the themes ‘Summer,’ ‘Education,’ ‘Terrorism,’ and ‘Tina Turner’ in your next post and I will bestow upon you my own version of a Pulitzer” (when pressed for details on said prize, IDROS was told that it involved a ticket to an upcoming concert).

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Oh, and as for Ike’s ex-wife: The shirtless, long-haired saxophone dude who plays on the amusement pier in TLB (“I Still Believe”) is none other than Ms. Turner’s chief of brass on tour. Check him out here basically pleasuring the venerable pop star with his horn in an amazing version of Private Dancer.

Happy Summer all.

IDROS

Trivia:

Did you know that TLB was originally written to be an updated take on Peter Pan, in which Peter (which was David’s original character name) was a vampire? It’s true. There are a multitude of Easter eggs from that storyline that remain in the movie, including the title itself, that point to that original theme. IDROS is glad Joel Schumacher, who directed, insisted on removing the overt Peter Pan references.

There is one actor/actress who appeared in both movies referenced above. Can you name him or her?

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Kilroy

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The problem’s plain to see

Too much technology

Machines to save our lives

Machines de-humanize

I apologize to the loyal readers of IDROS for my long radio silence.

I do not want to get political, and have tried to refrain from joining, and invariably contributing to, the awful vitriol that has engulfed our nation and all media and social media outlets over the past year.

IDROS has basically sat stupefied, mouth agape, head in hands, alternating between muttering and outright screaming streams of four letter words since the election cycle got into full swing last year…the histrionics picked up after the primaries, and the past month has been a giant shitstorm of head-scratching, visceral pain, recurring nightmares and abject horror.

The dystopia that has enveloped what I once believed to be the greatest nation on the planet is NOT the fault of the Orange Twitter Troll. He is merely a symptom (think diarrhea, or migraines, or vomiting, etc.) of an amalgam of problems that all came to a head over the past decade…but how anyone in this once proud nation of ours with a true second grade education or higher can look me in the eye and honestly tell me they are 100% confident in having a male Kardashian, a narcissistic man-child with thinner skin than refrigerated pudding, a lying, misogynistic, shallow, science-denying troglodyte at the helm, influencing global and national policy on a daily basis…is beyond my comprehension.

But still, trying to avoid politicizing this post, it is not the doofus played by Alec Baldwin’s fault that we are in this position. DT did not create the rampant pay-to-play, corporate controlled political system mired in a “no-win,” corrupt, two-party system that ensures whomever escapes the gauntlet with the presidential crown will be beholden to many rich and powerful people and companies and other nations, but never to the actual people who vote en masse. And DT is not responsible for the racism that flows effortlessly from sea to polluted sea (even if he has become its champion), nor the firmly entrenched institutional racism that continues to divide our nation long after the Emancipation Proclamation, Abraham Lincoln and the fall of John Crow.

The Donald, toupee wearing ass clown that he is, and his band of unqualified, upper-crust, out-of-touch, swamp-dwelling-extraordinaire, racist losers that comprise his cabinet, has become a scapegoat and the ultimate target for the leftists in our nation. They will spend the next year, or two or four, or god forbid, even eight years fighting these f-wits’ every move…and with good reason. But what really needs fighting…and their full attention…are the reasons he “won.” The underlying cancer(s) that have thrust our nation into this mess, that made it possible that a self-conscious 12-year-old in a 70-year-old’s body could ascend from the celebrity C-list circus to the highest office on earth.

Or so I thought…

We have a bigger problem than Trump, his mostly unqualified and undeserving cabinet, and the reasons most research and media outlets point to as why Trump won…a much bigger problem, one that threatens all of humanity, frankly.

Maybe you are wondering why I titled this post “Kilroy,” and led with a song lyric that seemingly has nothing to do with anything I have written to this point.

Maybe IDROS simply really loves Styx, and fondly remembers roller skating at Young’s Regency to songs like Mr. Roboto. Maybe IDROS was hearkening back to a simpler time, in the early 80s, when IDROS was 10 and hadn’t a true care in the world…when the man-sized Oompa Loompa was still married to his first wife and had not yet opened any casinos in Atlantic City.

Or perhaps IDROS speaks Japanese, spent some time living in Japan and appreciates the references to the Land of the Rising Sun, and the Japanese language in the lyrics.

Or…the band’s name really seemed apt today. The mythical river, after all, was as divisive as our current Halloween Marshmallow Peep-led administration, and I suppose many would be pretty satisfied with the analogy of POTUS Chump to Hades. Even Cerberus, the mythical 3-headed beast guarding Hades, is well-represented by Bannon-Spicer-Pence. Hades himself is described throughout the mythical canon as being cold, stern and wrathful, with a childish stubbornness, rage and poor self-image (which derived from him basically drawing the short stick, which banished him to lord over the underworld, while his two brothers inherited the air and sea).

While A, B and C are all solid guesses, and pretty spot on in their own right, the truth is IDROS recently read the scariest article ever and realized humanity, especially for those in the 99%, is in greater peril than imagined. Even by great thinkers like Carl Sagan, who in 1990, warned: “We live in a society absolutely dependent on science and technology and yet have cleverly arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. That’s a clear prescription for disaster.”

The article in question: Click here

Please find a quiet spot, take a deep breath, click on the hyperlink and try to make it through this piece without flying off the handle.

I am sorry for sharing that with you. But here’s the thing. I reiterate…it’s still not Trump’s fault. He harnessed [read: purchased] the power and used it for his own brand of evil, sure. But this technology is up for grabs. If it wasn’t him, it would have been someone else…and it will be seized upon by people and entities far worse than the giant Cheeto. And used in ways far more sinister. Think about it. And by the way, this is only the beginning. This technology will improve, and become even more accurate. The data it uses will only become more accurate and more pervasive. And I hate to say it, but just as Sagan (and Orwell, and a litany of others) warned, the majority of the world population will become more and more ignorant to the increasingly advanced technologies that drive this Orwellian nightmare.

After a rough stretch, I sat down and pondered the situation. I believe we can make a concerted effort to combat those who might seek to exploit us through technology. My thoughts are below. As always, IDROS welcomes and encourages all of you to comment and add to this list:

  1. We really have become way too dependent on technology in general. Whatever you can do to ween yourself off the teat of Silicon Valley, even just a little bit, will be helpful. I realize this is a platitude, so find a way to unplug every now and then…put down the smart phone, read an actual book or magazine, write an actual letter…learn or embrace a non-tech-related hobby…exercise more…go acoustic…find your beach;
  2. Make yourself difficult or even impossible to map by these BIG BROTHER wannabees. This is where it gets interesting, and even fun. Don’t be so predictable when using technology. Visit sites that have content opposite or vastly different from your own beliefs. When shopping, hit up online stores that go against all of your fashion sensibilities, your musical taste, and your general preferences. Go to dating sites where you never in a million years would think to go. Same with porn. Same with news, sports, blogs and anything else. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, don’t buy shit online if you can help it…(I realize that organic baby food your baby loves isn’t sold in stores, and you need your anonymity to buy those Civil War and Third Reich relics…and I know the convenience is pulling you like gravity, but think of it as saving the retail real estate industry. I know. That is going to be tough. But if you want your freedom, think of IDROS as Morpheus, and this advice is the red pill (and the removal of the tracking device);
    • ***On a related topic, we are already way past the point of no return with how we buy things…because of credit cards, debit cards and all sorts of electronic payment options, tracking our spending habits gets easier every day. I am not sure how we reverse this, or ensure complete privacy, but how we consume is and will continue to be a leading driver in how tech companies and those that control them can map us, our personalities and ultimately anticipate how we behave and thus influence our vote (if we even have a vote anymore);
  3. Turn your devices off whenever you can, and be sure to disable any cameras unless you are using them – who knows who might be watching, or hacking;
  4. Know that whatever you post, email or blog will be permanently inscribed for eternity, and will be searchable and likely used against you either directly or indirectly. Be careful, and teach your children to use caution as well;
  5. Stop taking those ridiculous tests (IQ, Which Facts of Life Character Are You? How well do you know the movie Sixteen Candles? What Color Is Your Personality? ETC…) This goes double for those social network games, by the way…you know who you are, and to what I am referring…just stop;
  6. We need to find out which tech leaders are with us [read: good people], and empower them to assist us in preventing a 1984/Matrix/Terminator tech-driven dystopia. People were very quick to #deleteUBER, and screamed bloody murder when Elon Musk joined Trump’s advisory team…but if any of these tech leaders (Gates, Zuckerberg, Ellison, Brin, et al) truly have humanity’s best interests at heart…we need to figure that out, and we need those men and women to join ranks with the likes of Trump and Theresa May, and to ensure that harmful technology does not end up in the wrong hands; and,
  7. If I am missing anything, and I am sure I am, because this is complicated and mostly above my paygrade, please add to these ideas in the comment section below.

IDROS is frightened by recent events. There is a lot going on, and much of it, unfortunately, is awful. While the media is in many ways as bad as it is good (and in, fact, is largely responsible for an ego like POTUS rising from Reality Star to his current perch), what is happening vis-à-vis Cap’n Hell-Toupee and multiple media outlets is unacceptable.

F-it. I tried to avoid getting political, but I can’t do it.

IDROS promises not to ramble on too much more, but here is my general take, if you couldn’t crack my code already:

Trump is bad….and embarrassing. But none of this is his fault. The system was clearly broken before his ascent from the bowels of the underworld. With a great deal of assistance from technology, which is pretty much terrifying, and a little more from Russia, which is scary too, especially since they seem to employ technological warfare quite well, here we are, on the precipice with all that is sacred, watching as the foundation supporting us is eaten away and compromised more quickly than a sand castle in a rising tide…during a hurricane.

IDROS is generally optimistic, however. All of what was broken before Brexit and Trump still threatens us… more so even than Trump and his Fourth Reich. Had anyone else won the 2016 US election, nothing would have changed. None of our systemic failures would have been fixed. And we would continue to plod along in a broken world, becoming more and more marginalized. IDROS believes that our current assclown-in-chief is so loathed, and so bad for humanity in general that he will serve to actually unite enough people to not only remove him and his cronies from office, but also to fix much of what created the perfect storm that led to his election in the first place.

Anyway…keepin’ it light pre-Oscars. Enjoy the show tonight. RIP Bill Paxton. And if I am wrong/misguided regarding my optimism above, in one of his great character’s immortal words (using a bit of poetic license), “we’re stewed buttwads.”

Thanks as always for reading,

IDROS

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Fare Thee Well – Seven From The Vault

It has been a full three weeks since I embarked on the emotional rollercoaster weekend of music, friends, community and fun that was Fare Thee Well: Three Shows in Chicago. I finally caught my breath, had time to reflect and find my voice (my external voice, which was spent from exuberance, singing and cheering; and my internal voice, which has been sorting through and processing the full spectrum of emotions and experiences GD50 provided). I have been combing through the attics of my own life since first discovering the band in 1985, reading reviews and articles, re-listening to the shows, juxtaposing those performances with some of my favorites from throughout the ages (thank you Archive.org and Sirius 23), and really trying to wrap my arms around not only last weekend, but my all-encompassing thirty year love affair with the band. (Find a link to my last GD related post here… this post received the honor of Freshly Pressed by Word Press)

I read a while back about the origins of the band name. Jerry sifting through a large tome (Funk & Wagnall’s Standard Dictionary of Mythology, Folklore and Legend) at Phil’s house one night, hanging out with the band in their formative years…presumably playing as the Warlocks. He comes across an entry where the two words jumped off the page at him…numbingly black, bordered by gold…just staring him in the face. Grateful Dead. And beside the words began a short parable, a folk story of a hero who came upon a throng of people who were mistreating a corpse…kicking and spitting at the dead body, speaking ill of the man it used to be and refusing to bury him. The hero inquires as to why the throng would desecrate a man’s honor in such a way, and was told the dead man had not paid his debts to the townspeople. Upon hearing this, the hero gives the townspeople every last cent he has as well as all his worldly possessions to ensure a proper burial for the corpse. The townspeople obliged, and the hero was on his way. Later, he comes across a wanderer in his travels who accompanies him on the next leg of his journey. His new traveling companion helps the hero amass a small fortune in short order, and also saves the hero’s life. Later, he reveals to the hero that he was the corpse that the hero had honored.

Or maybe the psychotropic drugs the band was using at the time helped Jerry embellish his memory, and he just really liked the name. Either way, I never let the facts ruin a good story.

But nonetheless, Fare Thee Well certainly honored the life and memory of one of rock music’s greats. And it also honored the entire band, its revolutionary contributions to the music world, its community of fans…and the incredible 50 year journey we all have helped make so memorable.

The number seven (7) played a key role in Fare Thee Well. The musicians on stage numbered seven…and July, the month of all three performances, is the seventh calendar month. The letter G, which begins both the band’s name and its founder’s surname, is the seventh letter in the alphabet. There are seven letters in Chicago, Soldier, Shapiro, Madison and in Bob Weir. Even our mail orders were sent to GDTSTOO. (It’s been hot for seven weeks now, Too hot to even speak now, Did you hear what I just heard?)

In keeping with the number seven Gematria, here are my seven most pressing takeaways from Fare Thee Well:

1) Jerry – Let’s discuss the elephant in the stadium right up front. I like to think that the real reason Bobby and Phil couldn’t keep this thing going TOGETHER after Jerry’s passing is that it was just too hard. He meant so much to all of us as fans, and certainly to the music, but he meant so much more to his brothers…his band mates for thirty years. Hearing Phil’s words before his donor rap Friday night, you could tell what Jerry meant to him. And if you watched The Other One, Bobby’s recently released documentary, you get a clear picture of exactly what Jerry meant to him. Jerry was the straw that stirred the drink. He was the engine, the driving force and de facto leader of the band, who had a magical voice I have described to my wife as what I believe the fabric velvet would sound like if it were audible. The sadness we all felt when Jerry died must have been exponentially more intense for the core four, and for at least some of them, being together and playing the music and living that life together would just bring his memory back…magnify the fact that he was missing and reopen the wounds. It must hurt…and I get it.

BUT…there were moments each night, when the band was in synch and emotions ran high, when I could feel Jerry’s presence right there on stage. It brought tears to my eyes. And the well thought out two-song encore on Sunday…TOG and Attics…well that was almost unfair in its perfection. We will get by…we will survive. Because even when there are no strings to play, he played to all of us. Jerry is eternal through the beautiful musical legacy he left us.Jerry FTW

We, as fans, never had the chance to say a proper goodbye. Maybe the band didn’t have that chance as well. Fare Thee Well provided everyone with a perfect opportunity to bid Jerry farewell, and to celebrate all that his life and legacy have given to us.

Five themes (Music/Dreams/Children/Love/Gratitude) were constant throughout the weekend, within the lyrics of the songs the band played, within the Grateful Dead songbook as a whole (which provided a backdrop to our collective experience in our hotel rooms, in our cars, and all over Shakedown Street), and as abstract or overt messages in the event itself.

2) Music is the unifying force, and is central to why we made the trek to Chicago in the first place…and that is true for the band and the fans. The band’s lyrics are rich with musical references, allegories and imagery. We are all players in the Heart of Gold Band. Our weekend was, in fact, replete with fireworks, calliopes and clowns.

Coming full circle, and opening with BOR, the very song that would be the last played by the band with Jerry in the same venue, was ethereal. This simple but well thought out gesture signified to the throngs that the band understood, and was on our collective wavelength. It demonstrated the band’s commitment to its fans and the history of the Grateful Dead and to Jerry to, for the next three days, create a bridge back in time twenty years and deliver a proper farewell…one none of us ever truly experienced…and a true celebration of the band, the fans and especially the music.

And the music we heard was great. Frankly, it might have been, overall, the best three day run of music I have seen the band play since the early 1990s. It wasn’t perfect, but when has it ever been? There were moments of transcendence, and others that certainly wouldn’t warrant an ante in a game of Jacks or Better…but that is what makes this band so special. There is a 400+ song musical treasure trove from which they can choose from on any given night, and to only repeat two songs over the course of five shows was amazing. To put that in perspective: U2 just put on two shows in MSG over the weekend and there were 19 songs out of a 23-25 song show that were repeated both nights. And the Fare Thee Well set lists were chock full of fan favorites and rarities, and offered a nice representation of the evolution of the band’s full oeuvre across four decades.

Music is why we came…and the music delivered, on all levels.

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine; And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung; Would you hear my voice come through the music; Would you hold it near as it were your own?

3) Dreams, like good music, take us places only our imagination will allow. There are no limits. Dreams and dreaming are a constant theme in the GD canon. We all dreamed the band would get together again one day…

All the years combine, they melt into a dream.

When there was no dream of mine, you dreamed of me.

4) Children: In the two decades since I last saw the Grateful Dead, a great deal has changed in my life. The greatest and most important change was/is the birth of my children. I know I am not alone. Children are found throughout the GD oeuvre. Playing the songs for my children, watching them dance and tap their feet to the music is priceless. Jerry lives on through his music…and also through his children. We all do.

God bless the child, who rings that bell.

And the kids, they dance and shake their bones.

5) Love: My wife and I shared our first dance together as husband and wife to They Love Each Other. Love is a ubiquitous theme throughout the Grateful Dead songbook. Even the songs the band covers tend to focus on the greatest of all of life’s forces. There was so much love in Chicago. I couldn’t make it to Santa Clara, unfortunately, but I am sure love ran ram shod at Levi as well.

A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see you through.

You know our love will not fade away.

6) Gratitude: There was so much to be thankful for, the shows may have been better served being played the fourth Thursday in November. The band’s lyrics are littered with gratitude, as is the band name. But Fare Thee Well was really a giant forum for us, as fans, to thank the band we all love one last time, and for that band to thank us for an incredible ride. And for all of us to thank Jerome John Garcia.

Shapiro certainly deserves praise and thanks for his efforts. It was no small task to put that incredible three (five) day run together, and to basically tie-dye the city of Chicago. I frequented his first club, Wetlands, in NYC for years, listening to Dead cover bands and other Jam band offshoots, so I know firsthand where he came from, and booking the Phish cover band Stash to play for 150 people, mostly from the same Long Island town the band hailed from was a far cry from Fare Thee Well. Who knew?

001It wasn’t always pretty, but as Dave Chappelle so eloquently put it from the witness stand during his Michael Jackson trial bit…”He made Thriller…Thriller.”

Trey also earned high praise and gratitude from most in attendance and those in the cheap seats on couch tour. He performed admirably in a role that featured a higher degree of difficulty than the Triple Lindy. In many ways, he was in a no-win situation…and yet, somehow managed to prevail, proving he was the right man for the job and delivering some memorable takes on a number of songs most feared could not be properly interpreted by anyone other than JG.

But you know who else deserves more thanks than he got in Chicago…and in general over the years? Robert friggin’ Hunter, that’s who. That cat can straight up write lyrics…maybe Bob Dylan was better….maybe. But he’s on a very short list at the tippity top of whatever Mount Rushmore of lyricists our world has ever seen. And I can’t tell you how many times his words have brought a smile to my face.

7) Chicago/Soldier Field – Chicago was, in typical fashion, the Second City yet again. But this paid off, as the band found their footing and began to really gel by the time they made it from Santa Clara to Chicago.

Soldier Field was not ideal in any way. Stadia in general don’t offer the best acoustics when it comes to music. And this particular stadium had the most god-awful ingress-egress issues that it made an all-cash toll booth during rush hour seem like an Easy Pass lane on a rural freeway. It seemed like some evil genius was watching through one-sided glass as he funneled the crowds slowly toward a torture chamber.

But…we all made it in to the shows…and back out into the Chicago nights with giant smiles on our faces.

Soldier Field, like Fare Thee Well, was built to honor and remember heroes. And on this Fourth of July weekend, it served both causes equally. Furthermore, Soldier Field in its present form mirrored the band, as it combined historic architecture, its original look and feel, with modern additions and amenities featuring walls of glass levels and luxury boxes. Soldier Field

As the twentieth set of Days Between approach, and still glowing from the exuberance of Fare Thee Well, we can now move forward with the closure we weren’t afforded back in 1995. Constant reminders of the popularity of this event continue to resonate, both within the Grateful Dead community as well as in the strangest of places if you look at it right…take this article as exhibit A.

I thank Peter Shapiro, Madison House and the band and crew for a real good time. Here’s hoping for another celebration of equal or greater quality sometime soon…and please let it be somewhere on the east coast.

All the best,

IDROS

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