About

I don’t have the temperment of Walter Sobchak, but find his character to be among the funniest in history. Thank you to the genius that is the Brothers Coen – you set the standard for comedic writing, creating absurdity and hilarity where others may see just the boring monotony of a tumbleweed gently blowing through a desert landscape.

Like Walter, I promise nothing but friendship and loyalty, boast nothing but crassness and machismo and whether you like me or not, I will be there, ringer in hand, to defend you from the purple-clad pedophiles, Euro-trash Nihilists and sleezy, mickey-slipping pornographers of the world.

Now grab a beverage and join me in what will surely be a world of pain…..